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LIPSTICK AND LIES AND DEADLY GOODBYES

LIPSTICK AND LIES AND DEADLY GOODBYES

by Jodi Vaughn

NOOK Book(eBook)

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Overview

Ever been almost-beheaded by a snow-plow? Turned into an undead by a homeless vampire? Cheated and betrayed by your lying sack of s**t husband? Welcome to my life... or, more correctly, my crazy after-life.

To everyone behind the gates of our wealthy community in Charming, Mississippi, my husband and I were the Joneses everyone tried to keep up with. A beautiful house, the perfect gated community, two gorgeous kids, and a supposedly flawless marriage.

Until I came home and caught him rolling around in our bed, hip-deep in my best friend.

Which led to the aforementioned snow plow incident. I woke up with a fear of the sun and a propensity for drinking blood. Or in laymen's terms, a vampire.

I thought vampires were supposed to be hot and irresistible. But my Maker smells like he just stepped out of a sewer and he has the appeal of a turd in a punch bowl.

But you know how life is as one of the Joneses...gotta keep up. Keep up appearances, that is.

I've swapped my Triple, Venti, Sugar-Free, Non-Fat Caramel Macchiato for a stainless steel rambler that keeps my O-Negative at the perfect room temperature. I can still manage the carpool lane, with the right sunglasses to hide my crazy eyes. But between daytime soccer games, a missing college student who might have been a vampire kill, trying not to drain my soon-to-be-ex-husband, and keeping my neighbors in the dark, I'm shaking in my Jimmy Choos. I'm not sure I can do this.

My name is Rachel Jones, and I'm a vampire housewife.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940161361573
Publisher: Jodi Vaughn
Publication date: 10/29/2019
Series: THE VAMPIRE HOUSEWIFE SERIES , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 237,770
File size: 515 KB

About the Author

Jodi Vaughn is a USA Today best-selling author of over twenty books. She is a National Reader's Choice finalist for best paranormal. She resides in Arkansas with her family, three dogs, and two fickle swans that travel the neighborhood in search of greener pastures.