Magic Fishing Panties

by Kim Dalferes

Overview

Have you taken to blaming the little people for stealing all the things you can't find, like the damn Chico's gift card you are 100% sure you left on the dresser? When you take off your bra, is it as if an airbag has deployed? Have you more than once started a sentence with the phrase "Back when I was in school..."? If you answered yes to any of these questions, welcome to the middle-aged cheap seats. Magic Fishing Panties is the follow-up to Dalferes' debut book I Was in Love With a Short Man Once. This collection of humorous tales offers new perspective from the self-proclaimed crazy Southern Irish gal and recent inductee into "Club 50." Rather than wallow in the self-pity often induced by sagging jaw lines, empty nests, and menopause, the author offers colorful depictions of life in the middle. You will find yourself contemplating: • How would you react to being in public during an earthquake? Oh, and you're naked. • The wedding starts in five minutes and your best friend needs to pump her breast milk, but all the bathrooms are occupied. Where should she go to quickly resolve her situation? • You are depressed and alone on your 39th birthday. What do you do? Hint: tattoo anyone? You'll come to know Kimba as a true gal pal, someone who will gladly lend you her size 11 black boots, favorite red coat, and anything else you might need to rule the world – with the exception of her magic fishing panties. Because letting you borrow those would be a little weird, don't ya think?

Product Details

BN ID:	2940158276484
Publisher:	Mill Park Publishing
Publication date:	07/20/2015
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	288 KB

About the Author

Kimberly "Kimba" Dalferes is a native Floridian who currently pretends to be a Virginian. She is an accomplished king salmon slayer, estate sale junkie, and sometimes writes books. Her first book, "I Was In Love With a Short Man Once", was published in 2011. Dalferes' essays have been featured in diverse publications, including "Voices from Smith Mountain Lake" (an anthology published in 2013 by the Smith Mountain Arts Council), The Roanoke Times, Hippocampus Magazine, Better After 50, Laugh Lines: Finding Your Funny, Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop, BONBON Break, and Midlife Boulevard. Her humor column, Dock Tale Hour, appears in each issue of the bimonthly Smith Mountain Laker Magazine. She's also had a limerick published in The Washington Post, which she emphatically claims as a legitimate publication cred.The author happily serves on the Board of Governors for the Virginia Writers Club (VWC). She has been recognized for her nonfiction writing as winner of the 2014 Golden Nib Award, VWC's highest honor.Dalferes divides her time between Fairfax and Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia, with husband Greg, Bonz the cat, and occasionally son Jimmy, when he is home from college. She also can be found on a regular basis hanging out in The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats--her blog. She continues to sing hopelessly off key and waits patiently for that phone call from George Clooney.