ManWords: Real Words for Real Men

by Jeremy Greenberg

Overview

So your bros are hanging around the grill, shooting the shit while putting back brews from a pony keg. The air's heavy with barbecue sauce, stale belches, and testosterone. And you want to sound manly, like you read Maxim, not GQ. Like you watch football, not gymnastics. You want to use words like "crack-back," "low rider," and "mojo." You need ManWords.

If you want to be a high roller, a mac daddy, or a player, you also need this book.

And if "taupe," "ruching," and "brow gel" are words you actually know, get this book now. You can probably still be saved.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781440514364
Publisher:	Adams Media
Publication date:	06/18/2011
Sold by:	SIMON & SCHUSTER
Format:	eBook
Pages:	256
File size:	3 MB

About the Author

Jeremy Greenberg is an internationally headlining stand-up comedian, author, blogger, and joke writer. He has appeared on the nationally syndicated Bob&Tom Show (radio and TV), and has done five overseas tours to perform for our troops. When Jeremy is not performing or writing, he is at home in San Diego demonstrating alpha-male behavior to his two-year-old twin sons--mostly by saying "Whatever" and leaving the room every time his wife says that he incorrectly loaded the dishwasher.

Table of Contents

Introduction ix

Chapter 1 I'm Not Hurt, I'm Pissed! 1

Chapter 2 Chicktionary 35

Chapter 3 Fuel Injectors, Firecrackers, and Fighter Jets 59

Chapter 4 Shnockered, Smashed, and Shitfaced 91

Chapter 5 Bareback, Booty Calls, and Ben Wa Balls 115

Chapter 6 Straicht Ballin' 137

Chapter 7 Words to Know Just So you Don't Seem Like a Puss 163

Chapter 8 Balls, Boners, and Bowel Movements 191

Chapter 9 They Can gigabyte My Ass! 217