New Century, Same Shit: The First Decade
A sidesplitting satire on the 2000s.

A story about us Schmucks? What a great idea! Certainly more interesting than those boring memoirs of politicians.
—A member of the Schmuck family

Abel doesn't deserve a whole book. Who does he think he is? Take it from me, those Schmucks should be told to shut up!
— Elizabeth, unfortunately married to one

I wish that I had thought of writing a book like that. How much I could have satirized the world around us.
—Mark Twain

Burn him! Burn him! He should not be allowed to speak another word! Into the flames with him! Together with all the copies of his story! They are the enemies of my new world order!
— Kim Jong-il
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New Century, Same Shit: The First Decade
A sidesplitting satire on the 2000s.

A story about us Schmucks? What a great idea! Certainly more interesting than those boring memoirs of politicians.
—A member of the Schmuck family

Abel doesn't deserve a whole book. Who does he think he is? Take it from me, those Schmucks should be told to shut up!
— Elizabeth, unfortunately married to one

I wish that I had thought of writing a book like that. How much I could have satirized the world around us.
—Mark Twain

Burn him! Burn him! He should not be allowed to speak another word! Into the flames with him! Together with all the copies of his story! They are the enemies of my new world order!
— Kim Jong-il
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New Century, Same Shit: The First Decade

New Century, Same Shit: The First Decade

by Abel Schmuck
New Century, Same Shit: The First Decade

New Century, Same Shit: The First Decade

by Abel Schmuck

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Overview

A sidesplitting satire on the 2000s.

A story about us Schmucks? What a great idea! Certainly more interesting than those boring memoirs of politicians.
—A member of the Schmuck family

Abel doesn't deserve a whole book. Who does he think he is? Take it from me, those Schmucks should be told to shut up!
— Elizabeth, unfortunately married to one

I wish that I had thought of writing a book like that. How much I could have satirized the world around us.
—Mark Twain

Burn him! Burn him! He should not be allowed to speak another word! Into the flames with him! Together with all the copies of his story! They are the enemies of my new world order!
— Kim Jong-il

Product Details

BN ID: 2940012853110
Publisher: Bryce Cullen Publishing
Publication date: 07/04/2011
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 210
File size: 716 KB

About the Author

Abel Schmuck is an ordinary person living an ordinary life. His house is very ordinary and he does a number of very ordinary jobs—but he likes to be ordinary. Otherwise, the family of Schmucks would classify him as an outcast.
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