A summer of sex, drugs, and partying by a group of horny young friends ends before it begins when a mad scientist blackmails a perverted mayor while using a biker gang to addict a small town to zombifying drugs, before unleashing a super-virus that causes people to puke themselves to death in order to sell masks and hand sanitizers.
Follow Molly, the mayor's step-daughter, and Holtie, the bad boy from the good side of town, as they fall in love, battle a mad scientist, DOCTOR FROWNYFACE, and try to rescue the world from his sinister clutches. Mad Scientist? He isn't mad. He's just mildly disappointed.
And did I mention the sex scenes so steamy they'll melt your Ebook reader? Who knew such juvenile humor could be so adult?
This lyrical satire of a pulp novelization of a B-movie is presented in Read-O-Vision! Now, put on your 3D glasses and enjoy RISE OF DOCTOR FROWNYFACE!
WARNING: SEX! DRUGS! VIOLENCE! FORCED ABORTIONS! BIKER GANGS! A DEADLY SUPER-VIRUS! TRANSVESTITE PROSTITUTES! SPACE ROBBERY! RIVER SHARKS! TOTAL NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION! ADULT CONTENT! 18+ ONLY!
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About the Author
Dr. Brian King was trained as a psychologist and for the past decade has been traveling the world as a comedian and public speaker. He began performing stand-up comedy in the San Francisco Bay Area in 2009, and has performed hundreds of shows around the world. He is the author of The Laughing Cure and The Art of Taking It Easy. He is positive that the highlight of his career was definitely not when he stepped onto a prison bus converted into a mobile comedy club by some character named Dusty Trice, but it did make enough of an impression for him to footnote it in his recent book. Dr. Brian is also an occasional actor, photographer, and screenwriter. He hails from New York City and today spends most of his life on the road, traveling with his incredibly beautiful wife, Sarah, and their adorable daughter.