Seek Wisdom, Practice Kindness
They say that opinions are like assholes: everyone has one. Well, I have more than one.

Opinion, that is. A few of those opinions are collected in this book. It helped me to clarify my thoughts by writing them down. For anyone without the inclination to do so for themselves, maybe this book will be helpful.

But maybe not.

If you're having trouble falling asleep, this book will probably be helpful (but no guarantees).

When you're looking in the refrigerator, hoping to find something good that wasn't in there five minutes earlier, this book will not be helpful.

Not even if you're really, really hungry. Please, do not eat this book, not even with ketchup. The ink may be harmful. This book has only been approved for reading, and only then by intelligent, kindhearted, good-looking people, like you.
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Seek Wisdom, Practice Kindness
They say that opinions are like assholes: everyone has one. Well, I have more than one.

Opinion, that is. A few of those opinions are collected in this book. It helped me to clarify my thoughts by writing them down. For anyone without the inclination to do so for themselves, maybe this book will be helpful.

But maybe not.

If you're having trouble falling asleep, this book will probably be helpful (but no guarantees).

When you're looking in the refrigerator, hoping to find something good that wasn't in there five minutes earlier, this book will not be helpful.

Not even if you're really, really hungry. Please, do not eat this book, not even with ketchup. The ink may be harmful. This book has only been approved for reading, and only then by intelligent, kindhearted, good-looking people, like you.
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Seek Wisdom, Practice Kindness

Seek Wisdom, Practice Kindness

by Mark James Wooding
Seek Wisdom, Practice Kindness

Seek Wisdom, Practice Kindness

by Mark James Wooding

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Overview

They say that opinions are like assholes: everyone has one. Well, I have more than one.

Opinion, that is. A few of those opinions are collected in this book. It helped me to clarify my thoughts by writing them down. For anyone without the inclination to do so for themselves, maybe this book will be helpful.

But maybe not.

If you're having trouble falling asleep, this book will probably be helpful (but no guarantees).

When you're looking in the refrigerator, hoping to find something good that wasn't in there five minutes earlier, this book will not be helpful.

Not even if you're really, really hungry. Please, do not eat this book, not even with ketchup. The ink may be harmful. This book has only been approved for reading, and only then by intelligent, kindhearted, good-looking people, like you.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781078755405
Publisher: Dapper Moose Entertainment
Publication date: 04/23/2020
Edition description: 4th ed.
Pages: 180
Product dimensions: 4.25(w) x 7.00(h) x 0.38(d)

About the Author

Mark James Wooding is shy, and doesn't like to talk about himself. However, his enemies have no such reluctance, so here we go:


He's a [redacted] [redacted] who --


On second thought, the less said, the better.


In his spare time, the author enjoys ending sentences with prepositions. If you want to know more than that, visit markwooding.com. You can also follow him on Twitter (@markwooding) or on Goodreads (goodreads.com/author/show/4540915.Mark_James_Wooding).

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