Self Defense Against Vampires: The Official Vampire Slayer's Guide

by JA Kahn

Overview

In a world where the night belongs to the undead, survival is no longer a matter of luck — it's a skill. Fortunately, this book is the ultimate guide to staying alive in the shadows, where ancient predators lurk and the line between myth and reality blurs.

When a mysterious wave of disappearances sweeps through the city, ordinary people are forced to confront the unthinkable: vampires are real, and they're hunting. Enter J.A. Kahn, a renowned survivalist and folklore expert, who unveils the secrets of these immortal predators. From their supernatural strengths to their deadly weaknesses, this book equips you with the knowledge and tools to fight back.

Discover how to:

- Identify a vampire before it strikes.
- Create improvised weapons from everyday objects.
- Navigate the psychological warfare of the undead.
- Protect your home and loved ones from nocturnal invasions.

Packed with chilling anecdotes, practical strategies, and step-by-step instructions, Self-Defense Against Vampires is more than a survival manual — it's a lifeline. Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, this book will make you question what you thought you knew about the night.

Darkness is descending. Will you be ready?


Extracts from reviews:


"Self-Defense Against Vampires is a great book for vampire lovers and aspiring vampire hunters... There are so many great elements of this book... this was one of the best books I've read this year." (fangfreakintasticreviews.com)

"Don't take this book too seriously.... It comes recommended by one Harker, J, who says it offers: "practical, sincere and damned effective advice, I would hate to be a vampire knowing this book is out there! You can stake your life on it!" (murdermayhemandmore.WordPress.com)

"J.A. Kahn's Self-Defense Against Vampires is a very interesting concept. It's a fictional novel that reads as a possible textbook or self-help book. It skilfully takes jabs at popular vampire romance (the Twilight series especially) and pokes fun at individuals who may have contemplated becoming a vampire..." (Amazon)

"Self-Defense Against Vampires" is such a fun read. Written by the World Famous Vampire Hunter, Dr J.A. Kahn, this book serves as a witty, dare I say cheeky, encyclopaedia of everything you will ever need to know about vampires..." (Amazon)

"Witty and humorous, Self-Defense Against Vampires, is definitely the most fascinating take on the vampire myth that I have read. This fictional narrative is written as a self-help book for people in the event that they may need to battle a vampire..." (Kayla Krantz - author of Dead by Morning series)

"Sarcastic, rude, full-on in-your-face, and great fun." (H.K.)

Product Details

BN ID:	2940157809355
Publisher:	Geko Maran Publishing Ltd
Publication date:	11/16/2015
Series:	Self Defense Against Monsters , #1
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	174
File size:	1 MB

About the Author

Kahn, a quirky British author, writes lighthearted horrors. Though his books are clean, devoid of foul language and lewd scenes, be warned the horror is always real.

If Kahn's books were meals, then imagine mouthwatering dishes lightly coated in seriousness, finely sprinkled with reality, generously doused in horror, and peppered throughout with side-splitting humour. Deee-leetious!

Well, you discerning connoisseur of fine fiction, these are exactly the type of five-star Michelin sweet and savoury platters Kahn serves up. If you try one of his starters you never know, you might just end up devouring his entire menu with every nibble and bite you read.

Want to find out more? Check out: www. jakahn.com

Editorial Reviews

JA Kahn has created the end all be all guide to vampires, & more importantly, how to kill them. With tongue in cheek wit our renowned and unmatched World Famous Killer Extraordinaire title holder (every year since 1995) takes you by the hand and guides you through the ins and outs of defending yourself against vampires...and more importantly, admit that glitter is simply the name of a bad Mariah Carey movie and not, as some would have you think, the epidermal adornment of your future prom date.

Amazon.com - Kitty Smith

JA Kahn has created the end all be all guide to vampires, & more importantly, how to kill them. With tongue in cheek wit our renowned and unmatched World Famous Killer Extraordinaire title holder (every year since 1995) takes you by the hand and guides you through the ins and outs of defending yourself against vampires...and more importantly, admit that glitter is simply the name of a bad Mariah Carey movie and not, as some would have you think, the epidermal adornment of your future prom date.

Kitty Smith

Self Defense Against Vampires is such a fun read. Written by the World Famous Vampire Hunter Dr. J.A. Kahn, this book serves as a witty, dare I say cheeky, encyclopedia of everything you will ever need to know about vampires. Kahn separates vampire fact from vampire fiction, gives us a vampire biology lesson, points out the strength and weaknesses of vampires, and shares information about his highly impressive 13,000+ vampire kills. This is one of those books that you can read and still chuckle

Amazon.com - Kevin Lintner

Self Defense Against Vampires is such a fun read. Written by the World Famous Vampire Hunter Dr. J.A. Kahn, this book serves as a witty, dare I say cheeky, encyclopedia of everything you will ever need to know about vampires. Kahn separates vampire fact from vampire fiction, gives us a vampire biology lesson, points out the strength and weaknesses of vampires, and shares information about his highly impressive 13,000+ vampire kills. This is one of those books that you can read and still chuckle

Kevin Lintner

This book is full of wit & humor while clearly cautioning the reader to the dangers of vampirism. It dispels several of the more commonplace myths, and is a truly informative guide to surviving a potential vampire attack. I feel a bit safer after reading this book in the event I am ever accosted by one of the historically nocturnal fiends...Overall, this was one of the best books I've read this year. I highly recommend Self Defense Against Vampires to anyone and everyone I can convince to read.

http://fangfreakintasticreviews.com - Melanie Fang Freakin Tastic Reviews

This book is full of wit & humor while clearly cautioning the reader to the dangers of vampirism. It dispels several of the more commonplace myths, and is a truly informative guide to surviving a potential vampire attack. I feel a bit safer after reading this book in the event I am ever accosted by one of the historically nocturnal fiends...Overall, this was one of the best books I've read this year. I highly recommend Self Defense Against Vampires to anyone and everyone I can convince to read.

Melanie Fang Freakin Tastic Reviews

I found this Official Vampire Slayer guide to be a great read; it is funny, original and very interesting indeed. I like the writing style which really draws the reader into the world of vampirism and emphasises not only the concern that Dr. Kahn has for us average mortals and slayers-in-training, but also his determination to ensure that we are more knowledgable and vigilant against insidious vampire activity.

Amazon.com - Starry Night

I found this Official Vampire Slayer guide to be a great read; it is funny, original and very interesting indeed. I like the writing style which really draws the reader into the world of vampirism and emphasises not only the concern that Dr. Kahn has for us average mortals and slayers-in-training, but also his determination to ensure that we are more knowledgable and vigilant against insidious vampire activity.

Starry Night

Just through reading the synopsis, I figured that this would be a fun, light, and perhaps even humorous read. I wasn't wrong in that it would be entertaining--this book is filled with interesting information about vampires and what to do if you happen to be facing one....Overall, a great book to get if you're a vampire fanatic--this author definitely have some interesting information to offer.

Amazon.com - cc2015 Amazon top 1000 reviewer

Just through reading the synopsis, I figured that this would be a fun, light, and perhaps even humorous read. I wasn't wrong in that it would be entertaining--this book is filled with interesting information about vampires and what to do if you happen to be facing one....Overall, a great book to get if you're a vampire fanatic--this author definitely have some interesting information to offer.

cc2015 Amazon top 1000 reviewer