Something stinks in the swamplands surrounding Florida's Lake Okeechobee, and it's not just swamp gas. For decades there have been reports of a large, foul-smelling ape-like creature that roams the wetlands and occasionally wanders into populated areas. Documentary film maker and self-styled cryptozoologist Lance Dumass and his intrepid cameraman Albert set out for the backwaters of Florida to find proof of the existence of the legendary stink ape.
Assisting them in their quest is Chief Osceola, the enigmatic owner and proprietor of Chief Osceola's Swamp Buggy Tours. But the Chief has as many secrets of his own as the swamp holds. Can Lance and Albert really trust him to help them find the stink ape, or is he just a charlatan milking them for money?
Join Lance and Albert as they flee voracious mosquitoes, gird their loins against a penis-biting lizard, dodge the sexual advances of a pot-brownie-baking grannie, and view the wonder of the pythalligar (think the swamp version of a turducken)!
Rated PG-13 for profanity, sexual situations, drug references, and a penis-biting tegu lizard.
Start Reading Sniffing Out Stink Ape Today - You May Feel A Little Dirty, But It Will Be Worth It!
Something stinks in the swamplands surrounding Florida's Lake Okeechobee, and it's not just swamp gas. For decades there have been reports of a large, foul-smelling ape-like creature that roams the wetlands and occasionally wanders into populated areas. Documentary film maker and self-styled cryptozoologist Lance Dumass and his intrepid cameraman Albert set out for the backwaters of Florida to find proof of the existence of the legendary stink ape.
Assisting them in their quest is Chief Osceola, the enigmatic owner and proprietor of Chief Osceola's Swamp Buggy Tours. But the Chief has as many secrets of his own as the swamp holds. Can Lance and Albert really trust him to help them find the stink ape, or is he just a charlatan milking them for money?
Join Lance and Albert as they flee voracious mosquitoes, gird their loins against a penis-biting lizard, dodge the sexual advances of a pot-brownie-baking grannie, and view the wonder of the pythalligar (think the swamp version of a turducken)!
Rated PG-13 for profanity, sexual situations, drug references, and a penis-biting tegu lizard.
Start Reading Sniffing Out Stink Ape Today - You May Feel A Little Dirty, But It Will Be Worth It!
Sniffing Out Stink Ape
Sniffing Out Stink Ape
Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940045793278 |
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| Publisher: | Fletcher Best |
| Publication date: | 03/26/2014 |
| Sold by: | Smashwords |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 194 KB |
| Age Range: | 18 Years |