Table of Contents
Kid 1
The Bartender's Son 2
King of the Playgrounds 4
Mini Man 6
Dum Dum 10
Miles and Miles and Miles 12
Teen 17
A Time to Prey 18
Xanadu 21
Why Can't I Be Him? 24
Made for Greatness 26
Addict 35
This Will Make Your Back Hurt 36
Golf Nerd Heaven 38
What's This Putter Thing Do? 41
The Great Escape 44
The Jordan Rules 47
Air Ball 50
Writer 53
Rabbit Run 54
The Cheeseburger Ruling 57
What Won't Phil Do? 58
Pagliacci 62
A Hook You Can Count On 66
A Very Full Heart 70
Caddy 75
Spieth to Me 77
Two Dorks 81
The Longest Long Shot 84
Caddies Need Handles 88
Mt. Humiliation 89
The Caddy Killer 91
The Green Mile 94
Member 99
The Red-Shoe Bandit 101
Traditions Like No Others 104
Club Pro Guy 107
The Optometrist 110
Bar Bets 111
A Movable Feast 114
Puddles 117
Intermission:
Stuff I Hate 119
Defender 125
The Six-Foot Golf Course 126
The Heckler 128
Keiser Roll 131
Fast Company 134
Sol Goldberg 139
Wanderer 141
The Unforgettable 18 142
Love-Love Golf 160
Best Worst Course Ever 162
Hackers' Heaven 163
Father 167
My Dad Is Missing 168
Barefoot in the Park 172
The Woman Who Won the Masters 174
Congratulations. I Hate You. 177
"He's Not a Real Person" 181
She's Got This 183
Gambler 189
$100,000 per Foot 190
Let's Get Trashy 196
Icarus 198
The Topper 207
The Day Two Died 209
Fan 213
Max Talent 214
Na Problem 217
A Beautiful Thing 220
Inherently Cool 222
Life in Jupiter 224
Dough Daddy 228
The Man Who Ate Golf 231
Revolver 237
So Much Beauty to Hear 239
President of What? 242
The Egg Man 246
The Payoff 249
Major Gift 253
Grandfather 257