Storm Crazy
Storm Lake - is it Mayberry or Middle Earth?
My name is Tempest Pomeroy, and my human job is delivering the mail in Destiny, Louisiana. I'm also a Paramortal like my family, or I'm supposed to be. If I didn't have a few little talents, I'd think I was adopted. It's just two weeks until Mardi Gras, and I'm having a bad day. That's like saying Katrina dropped a little rain on the Gulf Coast.
First, River's amphora went missing-that's genie bottle to you mere-mortals-and on my first delivery, a handsome scantily clad doctor triggered some sort of hallucination, with just a touch. Pheromones? Then, one of my customers had a stroke while reading me the riot act over a piece of mail, but I saved the old grouch with a zap of my Zeus juice! It was the first time I'd actually called my power on purpose, and Destiny's hunky new sheriff almost saw me use my magic-big no-no-when he responded to the call. He showed up again when the local florist filed a complaint against me for dropping a seventy-five pound box on his foot. Yeah, I did it, but it was kind of an accident. He put his hand where it didn't belong, and my fingers... sorta slipped. Then, things got worse. I discovered a dead body in the clubhouse and rescued my brother's amphora from a locker, bashing it in with a Greg Norman wedge. Guess who showed up? You guessed it.
I've denied my heritage for too long. Now, my brother is missing, my mother's out of pocket, and the sheriff and my ex-lover are squaring off like yard dogs staking a claim over a poodle. I am no one's poodle. Is it any wonder I'm calling this the worst M.A.L.E day of my life? My friend Aurora says all the chaos is a sign of my quickening Tempestaerie power, and more changes are on the wind.
Oh, and the sheriff? He thought he'd settled in a normal small town to raise his teenage daughter-like Mayberry?! We'll see how that turns out... Things better settle down soon, 'cause I'm about to go Storm Crazy.
"I could read this writer's beautiful writing all day!" Storm Crazy
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My name is Tempest Pomeroy, and my human job is delivering the mail in Destiny, Louisiana. I'm also a Paramortal like my family, or I'm supposed to be. If I didn't have a few little talents, I'd think I was adopted. It's just two weeks until Mardi Gras, and I'm having a bad day. That's like saying Katrina dropped a little rain on the Gulf Coast.
First, River's amphora went missing-that's genie bottle to you mere-mortals-and on my first delivery, a handsome scantily clad doctor triggered some sort of hallucination, with just a touch. Pheromones? Then, one of my customers had a stroke while reading me the riot act over a piece of mail, but I saved the old grouch with a zap of my Zeus juice! It was the first time I'd actually called my power on purpose, and Destiny's hunky new sheriff almost saw me use my magic-big no-no-when he responded to the call. He showed up again when the local florist filed a complaint against me for dropping a seventy-five pound box on his foot. Yeah, I did it, but it was kind of an accident. He put his hand where it didn't belong, and my fingers... sorta slipped. Then, things got worse. I discovered a dead body in the clubhouse and rescued my brother's amphora from a locker, bashing it in with a Greg Norman wedge. Guess who showed up? You guessed it.
I've denied my heritage for too long. Now, my brother is missing, my mother's out of pocket, and the sheriff and my ex-lover are squaring off like yard dogs staking a claim over a poodle. I am no one's poodle. Is it any wonder I'm calling this the worst M.A.L.E day of my life? My friend Aurora says all the chaos is a sign of my quickening Tempestaerie power, and more changes are on the wind.
Oh, and the sheriff? He thought he'd settled in a normal small town to raise his teenage daughter-like Mayberry?! We'll see how that turns out... Things better settle down soon, 'cause I'm about to go Storm Crazy.
"I could read this writer's beautiful writing all day!" Storm Crazy
"Flowing with passion...wow, what a great read." "A hot read...what more could a reader want?" Undone
Readers of Darynda Jones, Jill Shalvis and Molly Harper will love Livia Quinn.
The Paramortals books should be read in order as there are some dangling plot threads, but no worries, it's romance, you know there's a happily ever after!
Storm Crazy
Storm Lake - is it Mayberry or Middle Earth?
My name is Tempest Pomeroy, and my human job is delivering the mail in Destiny, Louisiana. I'm also a Paramortal like my family, or I'm supposed to be. If I didn't have a few little talents, I'd think I was adopted. It's just two weeks until Mardi Gras, and I'm having a bad day. That's like saying Katrina dropped a little rain on the Gulf Coast.
First, River's amphora went missing-that's genie bottle to you mere-mortals-and on my first delivery, a handsome scantily clad doctor triggered some sort of hallucination, with just a touch. Pheromones? Then, one of my customers had a stroke while reading me the riot act over a piece of mail, but I saved the old grouch with a zap of my Zeus juice! It was the first time I'd actually called my power on purpose, and Destiny's hunky new sheriff almost saw me use my magic-big no-no-when he responded to the call. He showed up again when the local florist filed a complaint against me for dropping a seventy-five pound box on his foot. Yeah, I did it, but it was kind of an accident. He put his hand where it didn't belong, and my fingers... sorta slipped. Then, things got worse. I discovered a dead body in the clubhouse and rescued my brother's amphora from a locker, bashing it in with a Greg Norman wedge. Guess who showed up? You guessed it.
I've denied my heritage for too long. Now, my brother is missing, my mother's out of pocket, and the sheriff and my ex-lover are squaring off like yard dogs staking a claim over a poodle. I am no one's poodle. Is it any wonder I'm calling this the worst M.A.L.E day of my life? My friend Aurora says all the chaos is a sign of my quickening Tempestaerie power, and more changes are on the wind.
Oh, and the sheriff? He thought he'd settled in a normal small town to raise his teenage daughter-like Mayberry?! We'll see how that turns out... Things better settle down soon, 'cause I'm about to go Storm Crazy.
"I could read this writer's beautiful writing all day!" Storm Crazy
My name is Tempest Pomeroy, and my human job is delivering the mail in Destiny, Louisiana. I'm also a Paramortal like my family, or I'm supposed to be. If I didn't have a few little talents, I'd think I was adopted. It's just two weeks until Mardi Gras, and I'm having a bad day. That's like saying Katrina dropped a little rain on the Gulf Coast.
First, River's amphora went missing-that's genie bottle to you mere-mortals-and on my first delivery, a handsome scantily clad doctor triggered some sort of hallucination, with just a touch. Pheromones? Then, one of my customers had a stroke while reading me the riot act over a piece of mail, but I saved the old grouch with a zap of my Zeus juice! It was the first time I'd actually called my power on purpose, and Destiny's hunky new sheriff almost saw me use my magic-big no-no-when he responded to the call. He showed up again when the local florist filed a complaint against me for dropping a seventy-five pound box on his foot. Yeah, I did it, but it was kind of an accident. He put his hand where it didn't belong, and my fingers... sorta slipped. Then, things got worse. I discovered a dead body in the clubhouse and rescued my brother's amphora from a locker, bashing it in with a Greg Norman wedge. Guess who showed up? You guessed it.
I've denied my heritage for too long. Now, my brother is missing, my mother's out of pocket, and the sheriff and my ex-lover are squaring off like yard dogs staking a claim over a poodle. I am no one's poodle. Is it any wonder I'm calling this the worst M.A.L.E day of my life? My friend Aurora says all the chaos is a sign of my quickening Tempestaerie power, and more changes are on the wind.
Oh, and the sheriff? He thought he'd settled in a normal small town to raise his teenage daughter-like Mayberry?! We'll see how that turns out... Things better settle down soon, 'cause I'm about to go Storm Crazy.
"I could read this writer's beautiful writing all day!" Storm Crazy
"Flowing with passion...wow, what a great read." "A hot read...what more could a reader want?" Undone
Readers of Darynda Jones, Jill Shalvis and Molly Harper will love Livia Quinn.
The Paramortals books should be read in order as there are some dangling plot threads, but no worries, it's romance, you know there's a happily ever after!
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Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9780990403210 |
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| Publisher: | Campbell Hill Publishing |
| Publication date: | 06/05/2014 |
| Series: | Destiny Paramortals , #1 |
| Pages: | 318 |
| Product dimensions: | 5.00(w) x 7.99(h) x 0.71(d) |
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