The Age Of Asparagus

The Age Of Asparagus

by Nicole Chardenet

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Overview

Young witch and giant Jim Morrison fan Gwenhwyfar is fed up with Toronto's singles scene and wants a boyfriend of her own. There's really only one thing left to do, clearly: Bring the drop-dead sexy Lizard King back from the dead! That is, despite her younger physics-obsessed genius sister moving in and much resistance from her reclusive roommate Eugénie. Complicated by the creepy attentions of Gwen's twice-her-age burnt out ex-rock-and-roller neighbour and the weird old guy downstairs who thinks he's the reincarnation of Aleister Crowley. The biggest problem, though, is there are always repercussions to pulling off a necromantic spell. Like, you can invite unwanted entities, and who knows what the new boyfriend will really be like. And, with the Age of Asparagus—er, Aquarius coming nigh, you could, say, accidentally empower someone with world domination aspirations who wants to become, like, the Evil Dominatrix of the World. Or whatever. Anyway, the point is, things could get really weird.



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Product Details

BN ID: 2940153150291
Publisher: Nicole Chardenet
Publication date: 07/15/2016
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 400 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Nicole Chardenet graduated from Kent State University back when Duran Duran was still considered cool. She was in the medieval re-creation group The Society for Creative Anachronism, where she learned how to dress like a historically misplaced dork, belly dance, flirt outrageously, terrify battle-hardened Vikings and dance around campfires at midnight surrounded by screaming barbarians wearing loincloths and roadkill and very little else. Her writing credits include a technology column with a colleague for a New England alternative newspaper, various freelance pieces, and several SCAdian “filk songs”, the less said about which the better. She currently lives in her Den O' Iniquity with Belladonna the Demon Beast in Toronto, where she now terrifies Canadians rather than Vikings.

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