This book is a humorous, factual rewrite of the Bible in the vernacular. In it, you will find plenty of sex, rapes, incest, violence, fratricide, genocide, slavery, myths, abuse of women and children, false prophecies, contradictions, and other inconsistencies and errors that reveal that the Bible should be an X-Rated book, not a holy book.
By reading this eBook, you will get a good and true overview of the whole Bible without all the boring stuff. My purpose in writing this book is that I could hardly believe that there were people who could read the Bible and seriously think it was a moral guide dictated by a god. This is especially true for our leaders.
People reading this book already know that the Bible is not infallible. So you have my permission to give this book away – especially to believers with enough intelligence to comprehend it. However, if people pay for it, it will raise the awareness of the book in ratings and more will see it. Maybe then it will trickle down to those who really need to read it.
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About the Author
I write books but I mostly publish and/or format books for clients. Am the president of the San Diego Writers/Editors Guild.
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Yes, various scholars have made many of the claims in this book. Semen was thought to contain the seed of human life-- thus ejaculation outside of sex with a woman was thought to be evil. There was a talking snake, a talking donkey, and a guy who had a bunch of kids killed for calling him bald. This book shows some of the myths were the Hebrew bible got its stories from. If this book offends you, then go read a book about creation myths of the world. Even the crucifiction of a messiah has been storied about before Jesus. Thirteen messiahs or thereabouts. If you believe in something, whatever. But claiming that the bible is totally accurate as written is simply not borne out by the material in it. Not agreeing with the viewpoint expressed in a book is no reason to give it one star. If you are a christian, then don't read this sort of book. In short, please review a book and quit just writing bad reviews for a particular book that you have not even read.
This was an excellent concept book. If only the author kept his aversion to religion and his intense hatred, especially for Chistians, under control. The bible esp., the Old Testiment is full of sex, brutality and incest and great, if seedy, group of stories. A talented writer could have made this interesting and controversial, instead, it was inane and made into just another loony, rant like any adolescent blog.
GOD GAVE US THE BIBLE TO SHOW US HOW HE USES SINNERS ! WE ARE SAVED BY GRACE AND NOT WORKS. I dont care what you say my God is a loving God!
Why are you so blind ye of little fathe? What hast i done to desirve your hatred? Exidose 5:67 what?