A reality show in which B-list celebrities try to solve cold cases? Something so crass, homeless ex-NFL washout Geaddise Shrine wouldn't wish it on his worst enemy. But his worst enemy, his former teammate and the husband of his former girlfriend, thinks otherwise, and before he knows it, Shrine is a cast member on Celebrity Cold Case, competing against teams ranging from bitter quiz show rivals to divorced soap opera sweethearts and a hip-hop mogul paired with a politician who blames popular music for all the ills of society. Even though one of the cases involves a vanished football star, Shrine's team is assigned to solve the murder of a graduate student found in a terrible neighborhood far from her University. Always wanting to be the quarterback, Geaddise becomes interested in the other cases and risks disqualification and worse. And while the cases churn toward their own conclusions, he becomes convinced that there is a much larger case behind the scenes in which they are all pawns...
