The Legend of Gerald Arthur McGuinness

by MojoFiction

Overview

Does Santa Claus ride a Harley? Is it okay to post nude pictures of your friends all over town if you tell them it’s for a good cause? And just what is a placenta anyway?

These are the hard questions Gerald Arthur McGuinness faces growing up in the small, confused town of Isely, Colorado. He barely gets the chance to enjoy being born before he’s suddenly causing controversy at his own baptism, starring on the cover of Time magazine, and saving Christmas, all by the time he’s six. But when he enters high school and joins “The League of Secret Heroes” he realizes the questions and complications of his life are only beginning. Like plunging into the whitewater of the Arkansas River without a raft, Gerald discovers how strange and wonderful life can be on the path to becoming the ultimate legend...

Product Details

BN ID:	2940044302648
Publisher:	MojoFiction
Publication date:	02/08/2013
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	323 KB

About the Author

MojoFiction is really just a strange pen name (though there's method to it...) for a native from the state of Colorado. Unfortunately, I currently live in Illinois, which is hardly mountainous, which leads to a lot of travel to less geographically-challenged places. I am an avid lover of the outdoors, believe in the importance of family, sometime watch cartoons, and spare no expense in an effort to be funny (no matter how many times I might crash and burn). When I'm not writing or hiking or being lazy, I have a day job in the city of Chicago, though I call in sick to attend Cubs games as often as possible. Mostly because tickets are quite affordable when your team su- ... isn't as good as the other teams.