The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Guide for Women in Perimenopause and Menopause Who Are Over It

The must-have companion to the We Do Not Care (WDNC) Club and viral movement, from Founding Member Melani Sanders (@justbeingmelani). Part survival manual and part primal scream, this essential handbook is your trusted guide to the hormonal mayhem of perimenopause and menopause. Hop aboard the hot mess express, Sisters, and welcome to the Club!

We. Do. Not. Care.

Do you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 am, overstimulated, mad at anything breathing (including you), and ready to put the world on notice?

If you have a she-shed and no longer care about bras that fit, clothes with buttons (elastic forever, baby), or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club -- the We Do Not Care (WDNC) Club. You're now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the biggest hormonal party in town.

This Club is for all of the Sisters in perimenopause and menopause who are over it. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about:

  • Shaved legs.
  • Half-painted big toenails. 
  • Unplucked chin hair.
  • Wearing the same bra all week.
  • Wearing bras, period.
  • Wearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes.
  • Being on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here.
  • People who think we have a sh*tty attitude. That's on them.
  • Cancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway.
  • What's for dinner. If you're hungry, you figure it out.
  • If you're cold -- don't even think about touching that thermostat.

Melani Sanders, Founding Member of the WDNC, is here to tell you that it's ok not to care. You're not alone. We are all in the same boat, just out here trying to survive. This book is your life raft, girls. Let's hold on for dear life -- and get through this together.

*partial and incomplete

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The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Guide for Women in Perimenopause and Menopause Who Are Over It

The must-have companion to the We Do Not Care (WDNC) Club and viral movement, from Founding Member Melani Sanders (@justbeingmelani). Part survival manual and part primal scream, this essential handbook is your trusted guide to the hormonal mayhem of perimenopause and menopause. Hop aboard the hot mess express, Sisters, and welcome to the Club!

We. Do. Not. Care.

Do you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 am, overstimulated, mad at anything breathing (including you), and ready to put the world on notice?

If you have a she-shed and no longer care about bras that fit, clothes with buttons (elastic forever, baby), or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club -- the We Do Not Care (WDNC) Club. You're now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the biggest hormonal party in town.

This Club is for all of the Sisters in perimenopause and menopause who are over it. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about:

  • Shaved legs.
  • Half-painted big toenails. 
  • Unplucked chin hair.
  • Wearing the same bra all week.
  • Wearing bras, period.
  • Wearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes.
  • Being on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here.
  • People who think we have a sh*tty attitude. That's on them.
  • Cancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway.
  • What's for dinner. If you're hungry, you figure it out.
  • If you're cold -- don't even think about touching that thermostat.

Melani Sanders, Founding Member of the WDNC, is here to tell you that it's ok not to care. You're not alone. We are all in the same boat, just out here trying to survive. This book is your life raft, girls. Let's hold on for dear life -- and get through this together.

*partial and incomplete

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The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Guide for Women in Perimenopause and Menopause Who Are Over It

The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Guide for Women in Perimenopause and Menopause Who Are Over It

by Melani Sanders
The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Guide for Women in Perimenopause and Menopause Who Are Over It

The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: A Guide for Women in Perimenopause and Menopause Who Are Over It

by Melani Sanders

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The must-have companion to the We Do Not Care (WDNC) Club and viral movement, from Founding Member Melani Sanders (@justbeingmelani). Part survival manual and part primal scream, this essential handbook is your trusted guide to the hormonal mayhem of perimenopause and menopause. Hop aboard the hot mess express, Sisters, and welcome to the Club!

We. Do. Not. Care.

Do you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 am, overstimulated, mad at anything breathing (including you), and ready to put the world on notice?

If you have a she-shed and no longer care about bras that fit, clothes with buttons (elastic forever, baby), or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club -- the We Do Not Care (WDNC) Club. You're now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the biggest hormonal party in town.

This Club is for all of the Sisters in perimenopause and menopause who are over it. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about:

  • Shaved legs.
  • Half-painted big toenails. 
  • Unplucked chin hair.
  • Wearing the same bra all week.
  • Wearing bras, period.
  • Wearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes.
  • Being on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here.
  • People who think we have a sh*tty attitude. That's on them.
  • Cancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway.
  • What's for dinner. If you're hungry, you figure it out.
  • If you're cold -- don't even think about touching that thermostat.

Melani Sanders, Founding Member of the WDNC, is here to tell you that it's ok not to care. You're not alone. We are all in the same boat, just out here trying to survive. This book is your life raft, girls. Let's hold on for dear life -- and get through this together.

*partial and incomplete


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780063492615
Publisher: HarperCollins
Publication date: 01/13/2026
Series: We Do Not Care Club
Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
Format: eBook
Pages: 160
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