The Other Jerome K Jerome

The Other Jerome K Jerome

by Martin Green
The Other Jerome K Jerome

The Other Jerome K Jerome

by Martin Green

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Jerome K Jerome is without doubt best known today for his comic masterpiece 'Three Men in a Boat'. More than a century after its first publication it is still making people laugh. But Jerome was very much more than a one-book wonder, writing plays, essays, short stories, sketches and other novels. 'The Other Jerome K Jerome' is, in effect, a jerome 'reader', providing a carefully chosen selection from his other works demonstrative of the variety and brilliance of his writing. Including excerpts from 'On the Stage-and Off', 'The Passing of the Third Floor Back' and 'Diary of a Pilgrimate', amongst others, and with an introduction by Martin Green, this is an ideal companion for fans of 'Three Men in a Boat' who want to find out more about is author's other works.

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ISBN-13: 9780752472362
Publisher: The History Press
Publication date: 10/21/2011
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 160
File size: 413 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Jerome K. Jerome (1859–1927) worked on the railway and as an actor, a journalist, a teacher, a packer, and a solicitor’s clerk before finding success as a writer. He is best known for Three Men in a Boat (1889), which enjoys enduring popularity to this day. Martin Green cofounded Martin, Brian & O’Keeffe, which published Flann O’Brien, Hugh MacDiarmid, and Robert Graves. He is the author of eight books and four plays.

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The Other


By Jerome K. Jerome

The History Press

Copyright © 2009 Martin Green
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ISBN: 978-0-7524-7236-2



CHAPTER 1

Birth and Parentage


I was born at Walsall in Staffordshire on 2 May, 1859. My father, at the time, was the owner of coal mines on Cannock Chase. They were among the first pits sunk on Cannock Chase; and are still referred to locally as the Jerome pits. My mother, whose name was Marguerite, was Welsh. She was the elder daughter of a Mr Jones, a solicitor of Swansea; and in those days of modest fortunes had been regarded as an heiress. It was chiefly with her money that the coal pits had been started. My mother's family were Nonconformists, and my father came of Puritan stock. I have heard my mother tell how she and her sister, when they were girls, would often have to make their way to chapel of a Sunday morning through showers of stones and mud. It was not until the middle of the century that the persecution of the Nonconformists throughout the country districts may be said to have entirely ceased. My father was educated at Merchant Taylors' School, and afterwards studied for an architect, but had always felt a 'call', as the saving is, to the ministry. Before his marriage, he had occupied his time chiefly in building chapels, and had preached in at least two of them. I think his first pulpit must have been at Marlborough. A silver salver in my possession bears the inscription: 'Presented to the Reverend Clapp Jerome by the congregation of the Independent Chapel, Marlborough, June 1828.' And at that time he could not have been much over one and twenty. From Marlborough he went to Cirencester. There he built the Independent chapel; and I see from a mighty Bible, presented to him by the 'Ladies of the Congregation,' that it was opened under his ministry on 6 June 1833. Altered out of all recognition, it is now the Cirencester Memorial Hospital on the road to the station. I have a picture of it as it appeared in my father's time. From an artistic point of view the world cannot be said to progress forwards.

On his marriage, my father settled down in Devonshire, where he farmed land at Appledore above Bideford; and also started a stone quarry. But the passion to be preaching never left him. In Devonshire, he preached whenever he got the chance, travelling about the country; but had no place of his own. When he gave up farming to go to Walsall, it was partly with the idea of making his fortune out of coal, and partly because a permanent pulpit had been offered him.

Sir Edward Holden, of Walsall, a still vigorous old gentleman of over ninety, with whom I dined not long ago, tells me my father was quite a wonderful preacher, and drew large congregations to Walsall from all round the district. He preached at first in the small Independent chapel that he found there. Later, the leading Nonconformists in the town got together, and the Congregational church in Bradford Street, which is still one of the features of the town, was built for him, my father giving his services as architect. It stands on the top of the hill, and in those days looked out over fields to Cannock Chase. It would be easy, as things turned out, for a wise man to point the obvious moral that if my father had followed sound biblical advice — had stuck to his preaching, for which God had given him the gift, and had left worldly enterprise to those apter in the ways of Mammon — it would, from every point of view, have been the better for him. But if success instead of failure had resulted, then he would no doubt have been praised as the ideal parent, labouring for the future welfare of his children. It was the beginning of the coal boom in Staffordshire, and fortunes were being made all round him, even by quite good men. In my father's case, it was the old story of the man who had the money calling in to his aid the man who had the experience. By the time my father had sunk his last penny, he knew all that was worth knowing about coal mining; but then it was too late. The final catastrophe seems to have been hastened by an inundation; and to cut a long story short, my father, returning home late one evening alter the rest of the household were asleep, sat himself down on the edge of my mother's bed and broke to her, as gently as possible, the not unexpected news that he was a ruined man. I see from my mother's diary that the date coincides with the first anniversary of my birthday.

A few hundreds, all told, were perhaps saved out of the wreck. We moved into a small house in Stourbridge, nearby; and, having settled us there, my father, ever hopeful to the end, went off by himself to London, with the idea of retrieving our fortunes through the medium of the wholesale ironmongery business. He seems to have taken premises with a wharf in Narrow Street, Limehouse, and at the same time to have secured by way of residence the lease of a small house in Sussex Street, Poplar. He describes it, in his letters, as a corner house with a garden; and my mother seems to have pictured it as something rural. Poor lady! It must have been a shock to her when she saw it. Sometimes, when in the neighbourhood of the City, I jump upon an East Ham bus and, getting off at Stainsby Road, creep to the corner and peep round at it. I can understand my father finding one excuse after another for not sending for us. Of course he was limited by his means and the wish to be near his place of business in Narrow Street. Also, no doubt, he argued to himself that it would only be for a little while — until he could afford one of the fine Georgian houses in the East India Dock Road, where then lived well-to-do ship-owners and merchants. There, till we joined him two years later, my father lived by himself, limiting his household expenses to five shillings a week. For the ironmongery business was not prospering; and at Stourbridge there were seven of us in all to be kept. My mother did not know at the time — not till a friend betrayed him to her — and then she took matters into her own hands, and began her packing.

But before that, a deeper trouble than any loss of money had all but overwhelmed her. My little brother Milton had died after a short illness when six years old. A dear quaint little fellow he seems to have been: though maybe my mother's love exaggerated his piety and childish wisdom. On each anniversary of his death, she confides to her diary that she is a year nearer finding him again. The last entry, sixteen years afterwards and just ten days before she died herself, runs: 'Dear Milton's birthday. It can be now but a little while longer. I wonder if he will have changed.'

My brother's death left a gap in the family. My younger sister, Blandina, was eleven years older than myself; and Paulina, the elder, was a grown-up young woman with a Sunday School class and a sweetheart when I was still in frocks. The sweetheart was one Harry Beckett, an engineer. My mother at first entertained hopes of his conversion; but later seems to have abandoned them on learning that he had won in open competition the middleweight championship of Staffordshire. She writes him down sorrowfully as 'evidently little better than a mere prize fighter,' and I gather there were other reasons rendering him undesirable from my parents' point of view. The end, I know, was tears; and Harry departed for Canada. He turned up again in the 1880s and dropped in unexpectedly upon my sister. I happened to be staying with her at the time. She was then the mother of seven hefty boys and girls. A big handsome fellow he was still, with laughing eyes and kindly ways. I had taken to the writing of stories and was interested in the situation. He was doing well in the world; but he had never married. Perhaps he did mix his whisky and water with less water than there should have been as we sat together in the evening, we three — my brother-in-law was away up north on business — but as I watched them, I could not help philosophizing that life will always remain a gamble, with prizes sometimes for the imprudent, and blanks so often to the wise.

It is with our journey up to London, when I was four years old, that my memory takes shape. I remember the train and the fields and houses that ran away from me; and the great echoing cave at the end of it all — Paddington Station, I suppose. My mother writes that the house was empty when we reached it, the furniture not turning up till four days later. 'Papa and I and Baby slept in the house.' There must, of course, have been a little furniture, for my father had been living there. I remember their making me up a bed on the floor. And my father's and mother's talk, as they sat one each side of the fire, mingled with my dreams. 'Mrs Richard put up the two girls, and Fan and Mira slept at the Lashfords.' Eliza, I take it, must have been a servant. Aunt Fan was my mother's sister who lived with us: an odd little old lady with corkscrew curls and a pink and white complexion. The pictures of Queen Victoria as a girl always remind me of her.

My recollections are confused and crowded of those early days in Poplar. As I grew older I was allowed to wander about the streets a good deal by myself. My mother was against it, but my father argued that it was better for me. I had got to learn to take care of myself.

I have come to know my London well. Grim poverty lurks close to its fine thoroughfares, and there are sad, sordid streets within its wealthiest quarters. But about the East End of London there is a menace, a haunting terror that is to be found nowhere else. The awful silence of its weary streets. The ashen faces, with their lifeless eyes that rise out of the shadows and are lost. It was these surroundings in which I passed my childhood that gave to me, I suppose, my melancholy, brooding disposition. I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life. Of all this, at the time, I was, of course, unconscious. The only trouble of which I was aware was that of being persecuted by the street boys. There would go up a savage shout if, by ill luck, I happened to be sighted. It was not so much the blows as the jeers and taunts that I fled from, spurred by mad terror. My mother explained to me that it was because I was a gentleman. Partly that reconciled me to it; and with experience I learned ways of doubling round corners and outstripping my pursuers; and when they were not actually in sight I could forget them. It was a life much like a hare must lead. But somehow he gets used to it, and there must be fine moments for him when he has outwitted all his enemies, and sits looking round him from his hillock, panting but proud.

My father had two nephews, both doctors, one living at Bow, and the other at Plaistow, which was then a country village. Bow was a residential suburb. One reached it by the Burdett Road. It was being built on then, but there were stretches where it still ran through scrubby fields and pastures. And beyond was Victoria Park, and the pleasant, old-world town of Hackney. Farther north still, one reached Stoke Newington, where dwelt grand folks that kept their carriage. I remember frequent visits to one such with my younger sister, Blandina. I see from my mother's diary that a mighty project was on foot: nothing less than the building of a new railway: from where to where, I cannot say. In the diary it is simply referred to as 'Papa's Railway.' For us it led from Poverty to the land of 'Heart's Desire.' I gather that the visits to Stoke Newington were in connection with this railway. Generally we were met at the great iron gates by a very old gentleman — or so he appeared to me — with a bald, shiny head and fat fingers. My sister was always the bearer of papers tied up with red tape, and these would be opened and spread out, and there would be talking and writing, followed by a sumptuous tea. Afterwards, taking my sister's hand in his fat fingers, he would tuck her arm through his and lead her out into the garden, leaving me supplied with picture books and sweets. My sister would come back laden with grapes and peaches, a present for Mamma. And whenever the weather was doubtful we were sent home in the deep-cushioned carriage with its prancing horses. Not to overexcite our neighbours of Sussex Street, it would stop at the end of the Burdett Road, and my sister and I would walk the rest of the way.

Our visits grew more and more frequent, and my mother's hopes for 'Papa's Railway' mounted higher and higher. Until one afternoon my sister came back out of the garden empty-handed, and with a frightened look in her eyes. She would not ride home in the carriage. Instead we walked very fast to Dalston junction, from where we took the train; and I could see that she was crying under her veil. It must have been an afternoon early in November. I remember his having asked my sister if she would like to see the Lord Mayor's Show. My mother writes in her diary under date 16 November, 'Papa's railway is not to be proceeded with. We are overwhelmed with sorrow. Every effort my dear husband makes proves unsuccessful. We seem shut out from the blessing of God.'

Even my father seems to have lost hope for a while. A page or two later I read, 'Dear Jerome has accepted a situation at Mr Rumbles.' A hundred a year from nine till eight. Feeling very low and sad.'

On 13 November, my mother tells Eliza that she can no longer afford to keep her. 'She wept and was very sorry to leave.'

'December 2nd. Jerome had his watch stolen. An elegant gold lever with his crest engraved that I gave him on our wedding day. Oh, how mysterious are God's dealings with us!'

On 4 December, the sun seems to have peeped out. 'Dear Blandina's birthday. Gave her my gold watch and a locket. She was very much delighted. Dear Pauline came home. A very pleasant, cheerful day, notwithstanding our heavy trials.' But early the following year it is dark again.

'January 12th. A very severe frost set in this week. Skating by torchlight in Victoria Park. Coals have risen eight shillings a ton. It is a fearful prospect. I have asked the Lord to remove it.

'January 18th. Today suddenly, to the surprise of all, a thaw began. The skating by torchlight all knocked on the head. Coals have gone down again just as we were at the last. "How much better are ye than many sparrows."'

My sisters seem to have taken situations from time to time. As governesses, I expect: the only calling then open to a gentlewoman. I read: 'Pauline to Ramsgate. Oh, how intensely do I wish we could all continue to live together!' And lower down on the same page 'Blanche to Mrs Turner's. Am feeling so lonely. The briars are too many for my feet to pass through; and the road is rough and dark.'

And then a week or two later, I likewise take my departure, but fortunately only on a brief visit to friends in the north of London. I am seen off at the station. My mother returns to the empty house and writes, 'Dear Luther went off delighted. Gracious Father, guard and protect my little lamb until he returns.'

Writing the word 'Luther' reminds me of an odd incident. I was called Luther as a boy, not because it was my name, but to distinguish me from my father, whose Christian name was also Jerome. A year or two ago, on Paddington platform, a lady stopped me and asked me if I were Luther Jerome. I had not heard the name for nearly half a century; and suddenly, as if I had been riding Mr Wells's Time Machine backwards, Paddington Station vanished with a roar (it may have been the pilot engine, bringing in the 6.15) and all the dead were living.

It turned out we had been playmates together in the old days at Poplar. We had not seen each other since we were children. She admitted, looking closer at me, that there had come changes. But there was still 'something about the eyes,' she explained. It was certainly curious.

For some reason, about this time, there seems to have crept into my mother's heart the hope that we might get back possession of the farm in Devonshire to which my father had brought her home after their honeymoon, and that she might end her days there. It lies on the north side of the river above Bideford, and is marked by a ruined tower, near to which, years ago, relics were discovered proving beyond all doubt that the founder of our house was one Clapa, a Dane, who had obtained property in the neighbourhood about the year anno domini 1000. It was Clapa, I take it, who suggested our family crest, an upraised arm grasping a battle axe, with round about it the legend 'Deo omnia data.' But as to how much Clapa owed to God and how much to his battle axe, found rusted beside his bones, history is silent. Be all this as it may, my mother never seems to have got over the idea that by some inalienable right the farm still belonged to us. Always she speaks of it as 'our farm.' Through the pages of her diary one feels her ever looking out towards it, seeing it as in a vision beyond the mean streets that closed her in, and among which in the end she died. One day she writes: 'Dear Jerome has told me about Norton and our farm. Why should it not be? With God all things are possible.' Later on, a large hamper arrives from Betsey, the farmer's wife. Betsey in my mother's time had been the dairymaid; and had married the carter. With the hamper, Betsey sends a letter containing further news concerning Norton — whoever or whatever 'Norton' may be. My mother writes: 'Well, God can restore even that to us. Oh, that I had more faith in God!'

Among all their troubles, one good thing seems to have been left to my father and mother: their love for one another. It runs through all the pages. There was a sad day when my sister Pauline lay dangerously ill. My mother returns from a visit to her.


(Continues...)

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Table of Contents

Contents

Introduction,
Birth and Parentage My Life and Times (1926),
I Became an Actor On the Stage — and Off (1885),
My Last Appearance On the Stage — and Off (1885),
Silhouettes The Idler (1892),
Variety Patter The Idler (1892),
The Servant Girl Stage-Land (1889),
The Woman of the Saeter The Idler (1893),
The Ghost of the Marchioness of Appleford The Observations of Henry and Others (1901),
The Passing of the Third Floor Back The Passing of the Third Floor Back (1907),
Diary of a Pilgrimage Diary of a Pilgrimage (1891),
The Street of the Blank Wall Malvina of Brittany (1916),
His Evening Out Malvina of Brittany (1916),
The War My Life and Times (1926),

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