Table of Contents
Acknowledgments ix
Prologue 1
Part 1
1 A Star Pupil 7
2 "Very Insecure" 14
3 Courting 22
4 The Engagement 27
5 Moving to Colorado 30
6 2825 Saratoga Trail 37
7 Bella Marie 41
8 "You Are an Amazing Husband and Father" 45
9 Thrive 49
10 Daddy's Thrivin 54
11 #TeamRockStars 57
12 "He Completes Me" 61
13 Punta Cana 65
14 "Fat Burning Machine" 69
15 "A Very Active Father" 76
16 "I'll See You Next Year" 81
17 "Such a Beautiful Couple" 83
Part 2
18 "Oops… We Did It Again" 91
19 "My Daddy Is a Hero" 95
20 "Electric Woman That Takes My Breath Away" 102
21 Nutgate 109
22 Hie Bachelor Life 115
23 "Worst Summer Ever" 119
24 "You Fell Out of Love with Me" 128
25 Nico Lee Watts 135
26 "Sweet Dreams My Sexy Empanada" 140
27 "Felt the Baby Move Twice This Weekend!" 146
Part 3
28 Battery 155
29 "He's Not Acting Right" 164
30 "Please Pray!!" 175
31 "We Had an Emotional Conversation" 184
32 "The Tale of Two Chrises" 192
33 The Polygraph 203
34 "A Lifeline" 215
35 "They're in the Oil Tank?" 225
36 Recovery 234
37 "The Manner of Death Is Homicide" 243
38 "They Seemed like the Picture of Suburban Bliss" 249
39 The Funeral 257
40 A Plea Deal 260
41 "You Heartless Monster" 268
42 A Confession 277
Epilogue 285