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CHAPTER 1
THE SOUND OF ACCORDIONS PLAYING "The Chicken Dance," Leavenworth's most popular polka during Oktoberfest, filled the bustling square. All around me city crews, dressed in matching baby blue T-shirts with this year's Bavarian crest — two pewter beer steins, a pretzel, a black bear, and a German sausage — were setting up for the weekend festivities. The town gazebo had been decked out in strands of fall foliage wound together with yellow, orange, and white twinkle lights. Hay bales and pumpkins flanked the cement steps. Navy blue banners with golden leaves and the word WILLKOMMEN hung from the lampposts that lined Front Street. Even the trees burst with welcoming fall color. It was no wonder that Leavenworth had become one of the most popular places to visit during Oktoberfest.
I smiled and waved to a worker inflating a bouncy house on the grassy area near the gazebo. Front Street would soon be filled with vendor tents, arts and crafts booths, and an entire kid zone (known as the Kinderplatz) with a climbing wall, clowns, and tons of games and activities to keep our youngest guests entertained while their parents imbibed the dozens of imported German beers that would soon be tapped. Over the next three weekends, thousands of visitors would make the trek through Washington's breathtaking mountain passes and winding roads to join in the revelry.
When Oktoberfest first began in 1998, four hundred people raised a pint glass in a toast to Germany's famed beer celebration. Through the years the festival had grown exponentially. Now events stretched over multiple weekends and drew crowds, brewers, performers, and beer lovers from all over the world.
It was impossible not to get caught up in the excitement, especially with every shop in the village getting in the spirit with elaborate fall displays. Collections of nutcrackers wearing lederhosen and baskets of apple strudel and kuchen (sweet cake topped with powdered sugar and toasted nuts) tempted passersby from the front windows of the square, where each storefront was designed to resemble a chalet in the German Alps. From half- timbered structures with ornate window carvings to balconies lush with blooming geraniums and white stucco siding framed with dark trim, every shop looked like a cottage from the German countryside.
Despite the craziness that had surrounded my life the past few weeks, I felt a sense of calm watching the familiar bustle that accompanied fall's biggest bash. Oktoberfest brought out the best in our remote village. Preparations had begun months in advance with shopkeepers ordering cases of German flags and spending weeks washing their front windows and sweeping their sidewalks. The fact that the annual festival coincided with the official start of fall made it that much more spectacular. Our little Bavaria looked like a movie set. If I didn't live here, I might not believe that our pristine cobblestone streets and sunlit tile rooftops were real.
Could there be any place more beautiful? I thought as I stopped to admire a leafy oak tree, glowing gold with sun.
Alas, that thought quickly evaporated when I heard someone call my name in a nauseating singsong tone.
"Yoo-hoo! Sloan."
My stomach sunk. I knew the nasal voice all too well. Play nice, I reminded myself and turned to see April Ablin racing toward me. April was Leavenworth's self-proclaimed town ambassador and my nemesis. As always she was dressed in a barmaid costume that squished her ample bosom up to her neck.
I thought about making a run for it, but I knew that wouldn't do any good. April was persistent.
"Morning," I said, trying not to stare at her garish makeup.
"Oh, Sloan, I've been looking everywhere for you." She gasped for breath. "Have you heard the news?"
"No. What news?"
Her face, which was caked in three layers of foundation in an attempt to hide the wrinkles creasing her brow, gleamed with delight. "Oh, my goodness, I can't believe you haven't heard. I was under the impression that the Krause family knew everything there was to know about beer." She gave me a look of pity and fluffed her white ruffled apron tied over a red and white gingham skirt. "How rude of me. I'd forgotten that you're not exactly part of the Krause family anymore, are you? I suppose that means you're out of the beer loop."
I didn't bother to acknowledge her dig. "What's the news, April?"
"Right." She twirled her fingers together. They were painted red, white, yellow, and black with the German flag adorning her thumbnails. Like everything else on April, from her hair extensions to her gaudy lashes, they were fake. "It's incredible. We are about to be movie stars."
"Movie stars?" I frowned.
"Yes! Can you believe it? A documentary film crew is arriving later this afternoon. They're shooting their film here. Right here in Leavenworth! Our little Leavenworth, or as we natives like to say — Haus." She butchered an attempt at an accent. "And during Oktoberfest no less. This is going to be huge for us — huge. This is going to put us on the map."
"Aren't we already on the map?" April brought out the worst in me. I thought about pointing out the fact that Leavenworth attracted thousands and thousands of visitors each year. It was hardly as if we were struggling to get people to come to our version of beertopia. Actually the opposite was true. Hotels, bed-and- breakfasts, and rental properties had been sold out for months. Oktoberfest was so popular that tourists who had booked late had to stay in nearby Wenatchee or Cle Elum (a thirty-minute or hour- long drive respectively) and get shuttled in for the day. The same was true for the Christmas markets. Families reserved hotel rooms and Airbnbs over a year in advance. Every season brought a new festival — the winter lights, Maifest, fall foliage, and many more. There wasn't a moment that went by when our village wasn't brimming with out-of-town guests.
"Sloan, you know what I mean. Having a major film shot here is going to elevate us even higher on a national and international level." To emphasize the word "elevate," she placed both hands under her chest and shoved her cleavage up toward her neck.
"That's great," I said, starting to back away.
"Not so fast." April reached for my arm to stop me. She appraised me from head to toe and scowled. Then she leaned in. I could smell stale coffee that she had attempted to mask with a breath mint. "I've been meaning to talk to you about your ..." She paused and gave me a once-over. "Attire."
My eyes betrayed me and followed April's gaze to my jeans.
"We need everyone in town on board for this film," April continued. "And those ratty jeans, ugly yellow boots, and beer T- shirt are not going to cut it. I've sold the film crew on the fact that we are the next best thing to being in Munich at Oktoberfest."
That was a slogan I had heard repeated many times. Villagers prided themselves on Leavenworth's famed festivals. Rightly so. Attracting visitors to the North Cascades had been a community effort. If it hadn't been for a small group of residents who banded together to transform their beloved town into the German mecca it is today, Leavenworth might not exist. The town had been on the brink of collapse after major mining and logging industries departed in the 1960s. Given its remote location in the Washington Alps, Leavenworth could have become a ghost town, but thanks to a resourceful and creative community, the town rebranded itself. Every shop and business had been spruced up and given a Bavarian face-lift. The community embraced the idea of modeling itself after a quaint German alpine village, as did tourists. Hence, Leavenworth, as we know and love it today, was born.
"What does that have to do with my outfit?" I asked April. In my work at Nitro, a new start-up brewery, jeans and a T-shirt were standard attire. Not to mention, every self-respecting brewer owned a sturdy pair of rubber boots. Waterproof, slip-resistant footwear is essential in the brewing process. My bright yellow boots had been special ordered from a brewing supply company in Wisconsin. They had reinforced steel toes and thick soles. When carrying or cleaning heavy kegs and equipment, you could never be too careful.
April rolled her eyes, which were outlined in black and coated in emerald green eye shadow. "Sloan, we have to show them that we're a real German village, and that means that all of us need to dress for the part." She did a twirl in the middle of the sidewalk to show off her dress. "As they say in the motherland, it is wichtig that we all embrace our heritage and duty. That's 'important,' in case you didn't know."
As always April butchered the German language. I could picture Otto and Ursula shaking their heads at her failed attempt to correctly pronounce the German word for "important." I wanted to remind her that in reality we weren't a German village and that I was pretty sure no one in modern Germany dressed in April's outlandish costumes. Of course, there were a handful of shop owners in town who outfitted their staff in German costumes as a marketing tool to attract more customers, but April was the only resident I knew who embraced the idea of dressing like a barmaid on a daily basis.
"Thanks, I'm good." I started to back away.
April's pumpkin orange lips thinned into a hard, narrow line. "As Leavenworth's official ambassador, I must insist that you rethink your anti-Beervaria stance."
"I don't have anti-Beervaria anything. I'm just not going to dress up. That's all."
Her cheeks burned with anger. "You haven't heard the last from me, Sloan Krause." With that, she stormed away on strappy high-heeled sandals that caught on the cobblestones and nearly made her topple over.
April wasn't going to ruin my morning. I crossed the street and rounded the corner to Commercial Street. Nitro, the small pub where I had recently been hired to help with brew operations as well as manage the bar and food service, sat just two blocks off the main strip near Waterfront Park. Garrett Strong, a home brewer and former engineer from Seattle, had inherited the building from his aunt Tess. When Tess died, she left what had originally been a brothel — in the late 1880s, during the height of the Great Northern Railway expansion — to Garrett, her only nephew. The two-story chalet-style building had served as a diner and bed- and-breakfast for years. Tess had been a fixture in the village and one of the driving forces behind Leavenworth's transformation from a run-down mill town to a thriving Bavaria. Garrett had made the space his own by tearing out the dingy vinyl booths and tossing his aunt's huge collection of German kitsch. The main floor had high ceilings and exposed beams. In the front, there was a collection of high bar tables and stools where customers could leisurely sip a pint. A twenty-foot distressed wood bar separated the dining area from the brewery equipment, kitchen, and office in the back.
Garrett's aesthetic was sparse and sterile. The walls had been painted a stark white, which made the brewery feel open, but also gave it a clinical feel. I had wrapped the exposed beams in twinkle lights and arranged vintage black-and-white photos along the walls to give Nitro a touch of home. So many of Leavenworth's shops and restaurants were packed with nutcrackers, cuckoo clocks, glockenspiels, and German souvenirs that I appreciated Garrett's clean, industrial vibe.
He was also extremely tidy. Cleanliness is close to godliness when it comes to brewing. There are so many things that can taint a beer or make it go bad. Good brewers know that keeping fermenting tanks and wort chillers in tip-top shape ensures a high- quality craft beer. Garrett was no exception. Nitro's shiny steel tanks sparkled, due to our regimented cleaning schedule and the fact that they were still new. As did the cement floors that we mopped down every night.
I opened the front door and weaved through the bar. Garrett tended to be a late sleeper, so I wasn't surprised to find the brewery quiet. I left my coat and purse in the office and went to check the tanks. We had been perfecting a new beer that we would be debuting just in time for Oktoberfest — Cherry Weizen. Leavenworth's proximity to the lush organic orchards of the Yakima Valley meant that we had an abundance of scrumptious handpicked produce at our fingertips. For the Cherry Weizen, we had ordered flats of bright, tangy Washington Bing cherries. I removed a taster from the tank with a turkey baster. Then I siphoned the Weizen into a tasting glass and took a sip. The beer was a gorgeous amber color with a touch of pink.
I swirled the liquid on my tongue. The Weizen had a perfect balance. It wasn't too sweet or tart. The refreshing summer flavor of sun-ripened cherries came through without being overpowering. I could already picture tourists sipping a cold pint of the picnic-worthy brew on our front patio.
One of my favorite parts of the brewing process was seeing a beer come to life. After fermenting for weeks in our tanks, this beauty was ready to carbonate and tap. I had a feeling that it was going to be a hit and sell out fast. Garrett and I planned to keg the Cherry Weizen this morning. As long as everything went according to plan, it would be ready later this evening, and would be flowing out of our taps by the time the crowds descended for Oktoberfest.
In addition to the fruity wheat beer, we would be pouring our regular lineup of brews — our signature Pucker Up IPA; Bottle Blonde, a light summer ale; and Perk Me Up Porter, a chocolate coffee brew. Unlike Der Keller, Leavenworth's oldest and largest brewery, Garrett preferred Northwest-style beers. Der Keller was one of the featured brewers at Oktoberfest and would be showcasing their signature German beers, like Kölsch, Hefeweizen, Doppelbock, and Dunkel. My in-laws, Otto and Ursula Krause, had brought their native beers to Leavenworth when they immigrated to the United States. It happened to be at the same time that the town was going through a major rebranding. They'd jumped on board with the idea of creating a Bavarian village, and within a few years, Der Keller had become one of the largest producers of craft beers in the state.
Without the Krause family, I would probably have been waitressing or bartending somewhere — if I was lucky. I grew up in the foster care system, which meant that I never had permanent roots. My early and teen years were spent bouncing between homes. Some were kind and welcoming, and many were worse than being abandoned. Once I finished high school, I paid for community college by working at a farmers' market and waiting tables. A twist of fate changed my future when Otto and Ursula happened upon my farm stand one day. They were regulars at the market, coming each weekend to source local produce for their new brewery, Der Keller. We got to talking about baking, and Ursula's eyes lit up. She regaled me with tales of sweet twisted bread brushed with butter and hand-spun honey from her homeland. Their enthusiasm for baking, beer, and life was contagious. I began to bake test batches of cookies and cakes and ask for their feedback. Their bighearted personalities made me long for a family like theirs.
The Krauses offered me a job at the brewery and wanted to set me up with their oldest son, Mac. At first I declined, but they were relentless in their quest. Not that they were pushy. Rather, Ursula would take my hand and pierce my soul with her kind eyes. "Sloan, the brewing world, it is changing. It needs a woman's touch. You will be perfect. Tell her, Otto."
Otto was equally insistent. "Ja, it will be good. You have the nose. It is a gift that not many people have. I will teach you how to use it. You will become a legend. Sloan, the pretty female brewer with the super sniffer." His eyes twinkled when he spoke.
How could I resist? I dove into craft brewing with Otto and Ursula as my mentors. Then they introduced me to Mac. It didn't take long for him to charm me, or for me to end up pregnant. In hindsight, it might have been a mistake to marry him, but I didn't regret becoming an official member of the Krause family. For the first time in my life, I had a place and a home to call my own. Otto and Ursula taught me everything they knew about craft brewing, German-style baking, and how to be a parent. I couldn't imagine my life without them. Or without Alex, my teenage son, and Hans, my surrogate brother. Sometimes I wondered if I would have fallen so hard and so fast for Mac if it hadn't been for his family.
When I had caught Mac cheating with one of Der Keller's youngest barmaids a few weeks ago, I had thought my life was over. All the years we had spent together carving out a home, raising Alex, working side by side in the brewing — were they a waste? I blamed myself. I'd been too lonely and let my heart loose. Growing up alone had taught me to stay guarded and closed. But once I met the Krause family, they cracked me open. I never should have allowed myself to love them.
(Continues…)
Excerpted from "The Pint Of No Return"
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