The Rong Stuff

Lt. Roy Hemorrhoid has dreamed of becoming an air force pilot ever since he was old enough to recognize what an airplane was. When the Vietnam War began, he added to that dream hopes of becoming one of the toughest combat pilots to serve in that conflict. On his way to the war, however, he discovered, during prisoner-of-war training, that he was a rabid claustrophobic and could not undergo being locked in a black box. Although claustrophobics were routinely waived from this segment of train...