Mutant Trump-hamster. Hallucinogenic toads. Lesbian vampire nuns. One horny hustler with a half-chub and zero plan. A goat. What could go wrong?
Buckle up for a slime-slicked, Nutraloaf-fueled road trip through the armpit of America in Trump, Vampire Sex Cults, and Nutraloaf —the award-losing erotic fever dream from the deranged mind of Big Poppa Moses.
Danny "Slick" Malone is a Tucson hustler with a gambling habit, a flexible sexuality, and zero shame. His latest gig? Deliver a horny, foul-mouthed, Trump-faced hamster mutant named Cutiepie Mandango to the swamps of Florida. Along the way, they dodge vampire lesbian nuns, a satanic goat with a mission, and the consequences of interspecies lust.
This book proudly won the Worst Erotica Ever Written Award. Twice. It's offensive, absurd, and uncomfortably arousing in the worst possible ways.
Mutant Trump-hamster. Hallucinogenic toads. Lesbian vampire nuns. One horny hustler with a half-chub and zero plan. A goat. What could go wrong?
Buckle up for a slime-slicked, Nutraloaf-fueled road trip through the armpit of America in Trump, Vampire Sex Cults, and Nutraloaf —the award-losing erotic fever dream from the deranged mind of Big Poppa Moses.
Danny "Slick" Malone is a Tucson hustler with a gambling habit, a flexible sexuality, and zero shame. His latest gig? Deliver a horny, foul-mouthed, Trump-faced hamster mutant named Cutiepie Mandango to the swamps of Florida. Along the way, they dodge vampire lesbian nuns, a satanic goat with a mission, and the consequences of interspecies lust.
This book proudly won the Worst Erotica Ever Written Award. Twice. It's offensive, absurd, and uncomfortably arousing in the worst possible ways.
Trump, Vampire Sex Cults, and Nutraloaf
Trump, Vampire Sex Cults, and Nutraloaf
Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940182053150 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | ignacio hills press |
| Publication date: | 07/28/2025 |
| Sold by: | Draft2Digital |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 53 KB |