Valerie's Freaks
CHRISTMAS PRICING IN AFFECT THROUGH DECEMBER, 2011...
"Stunning new talent!"...
Andrew Neiderman, author of The Devil's Advocate
BOOK FOUR OF THE NIGHTENGALE LEGACY OF SIN AND BETRAYAL
Little Daryl and Dorothy Nightengale are growing up. But how differently they have grown! Daryl is skeptical of everything Valerie Nightengale says and everything she does. But Dorothy is under her spell lock, stock, and barrel. Because, you see, Grandma Valerie is at last hopelessly insane and Dorothy is right behind her!
Now, there is another set of twins at the manor house - the new Larry and Laura Nightengale. It is up to Valerie and Dorothy to raise them right -- to raise them to be holy -- and prevent them from following in their namesake’s evil footsteps.
Valerie Nightengale always said that money made the world go round. Never has that been more true for her and her family in this book - the shocking conclusion to the Nightengale legacy of sin and betrayal. Indeed, that legacy has at last come full circle and who will be the ultimate successor to the coveted Nightengale family fortune?
From Valerie's Freaks...
“If you ever put that wicked and nasty, nasty and wicked thing that all men are cursed from birth to possess,” Grandma Valerie declared in obvious distaste, wrinkling her nose as she pointed at my exposed flaccid wiener with the end of an old yardstick, “inside of this,” she continued, turning her makeshift pointer towards my twin sister’s vag, “you will be very, very sorry. You will burn in hell for all of eternity, just see if you don’t! Don’t tell me I’ll tell you!
“Hell burns hottest for sinners of the flesh, you know!” Grandma Valerie declared with the strongest of conviction. “Remember, Children, that God sees and hears all that you do, no matter how vile or atrocious or disgusting. No matter how evil or sinful. So you will do well to remember that nothing escapes Him and His almighty vision!” she declared dramatically, waving her arms about with great flair like the actress she believed she was, performing some great role on some great soundstage. That was how my grandmother lived her entire life - she lived it dramatically. One eye spun madly in its socket. I would have laughed at how silly she looked if I dared but I did not dare; no one laughed at Valerie Nightengale!
“Yes,” she continued ominously, her eyes flashing sparkling various dark-hued colors, “if you commit any kind of sin at all then you will be very, very sorry. You will, you will! Mark my words, Daryl and Dorothy Nightengale, for they are true. I always speak the truth, Children, and when I open my mouth only wisdom pours forth from it. If you commit that kind of evil -- the same kind of evil as those who came before you committed! -- then Satan himself will come for you in the darkest hour of the night see if he doesn’t!
“Satan himself will carry you straight down to hell where you belong and there you will burn forever. You will be burned up into a crispy crisp with the rest of the crispy sinners condemned to suffer for all of eternity!” my grandmother declared breathlessly, her cheeks flushed a deep reddish color. Her eyes shone keenly, insanely. “Remember that God sees all that you do,” she repeated.
“And so does the devil!” Valerie Nightengale finished with an air of what almost sounded like victory, chuckling at what she thought was her own wise insight.
In the best-selling tradition of the most famous gothic authors...
The Nightengale Legacy Of Sin And Betrayal
Valerie
Valerie’s Secrets
Valerie’s Sinners
Valerie’s Freaks
Valerie’s Family
Valerie’s Legacy
Dorothy's Prophecy
The Nightengale Legacy Sampler Edition
1100566305
"Stunning new talent!"...
Andrew Neiderman, author of The Devil's Advocate
BOOK FOUR OF THE NIGHTENGALE LEGACY OF SIN AND BETRAYAL
Little Daryl and Dorothy Nightengale are growing up. But how differently they have grown! Daryl is skeptical of everything Valerie Nightengale says and everything she does. But Dorothy is under her spell lock, stock, and barrel. Because, you see, Grandma Valerie is at last hopelessly insane and Dorothy is right behind her!
Now, there is another set of twins at the manor house - the new Larry and Laura Nightengale. It is up to Valerie and Dorothy to raise them right -- to raise them to be holy -- and prevent them from following in their namesake’s evil footsteps.
Valerie Nightengale always said that money made the world go round. Never has that been more true for her and her family in this book - the shocking conclusion to the Nightengale legacy of sin and betrayal. Indeed, that legacy has at last come full circle and who will be the ultimate successor to the coveted Nightengale family fortune?
From Valerie's Freaks...
“If you ever put that wicked and nasty, nasty and wicked thing that all men are cursed from birth to possess,” Grandma Valerie declared in obvious distaste, wrinkling her nose as she pointed at my exposed flaccid wiener with the end of an old yardstick, “inside of this,” she continued, turning her makeshift pointer towards my twin sister’s vag, “you will be very, very sorry. You will burn in hell for all of eternity, just see if you don’t! Don’t tell me I’ll tell you!
“Hell burns hottest for sinners of the flesh, you know!” Grandma Valerie declared with the strongest of conviction. “Remember, Children, that God sees and hears all that you do, no matter how vile or atrocious or disgusting. No matter how evil or sinful. So you will do well to remember that nothing escapes Him and His almighty vision!” she declared dramatically, waving her arms about with great flair like the actress she believed she was, performing some great role on some great soundstage. That was how my grandmother lived her entire life - she lived it dramatically. One eye spun madly in its socket. I would have laughed at how silly she looked if I dared but I did not dare; no one laughed at Valerie Nightengale!
“Yes,” she continued ominously, her eyes flashing sparkling various dark-hued colors, “if you commit any kind of sin at all then you will be very, very sorry. You will, you will! Mark my words, Daryl and Dorothy Nightengale, for they are true. I always speak the truth, Children, and when I open my mouth only wisdom pours forth from it. If you commit that kind of evil -- the same kind of evil as those who came before you committed! -- then Satan himself will come for you in the darkest hour of the night see if he doesn’t!
“Satan himself will carry you straight down to hell where you belong and there you will burn forever. You will be burned up into a crispy crisp with the rest of the crispy sinners condemned to suffer for all of eternity!” my grandmother declared breathlessly, her cheeks flushed a deep reddish color. Her eyes shone keenly, insanely. “Remember that God sees all that you do,” she repeated.
“And so does the devil!” Valerie Nightengale finished with an air of what almost sounded like victory, chuckling at what she thought was her own wise insight.
In the best-selling tradition of the most famous gothic authors...
The Nightengale Legacy Of Sin And Betrayal
Valerie
Valerie’s Secrets
Valerie’s Sinners
Valerie’s Freaks
Valerie’s Family
Valerie’s Legacy
Dorothy's Prophecy
The Nightengale Legacy Sampler Edition
Valerie's Freaks
CHRISTMAS PRICING IN AFFECT THROUGH DECEMBER, 2011...
"Stunning new talent!"...
Andrew Neiderman, author of The Devil's Advocate
BOOK FOUR OF THE NIGHTENGALE LEGACY OF SIN AND BETRAYAL
Little Daryl and Dorothy Nightengale are growing up. But how differently they have grown! Daryl is skeptical of everything Valerie Nightengale says and everything she does. But Dorothy is under her spell lock, stock, and barrel. Because, you see, Grandma Valerie is at last hopelessly insane and Dorothy is right behind her!
Now, there is another set of twins at the manor house - the new Larry and Laura Nightengale. It is up to Valerie and Dorothy to raise them right -- to raise them to be holy -- and prevent them from following in their namesake’s evil footsteps.
Valerie Nightengale always said that money made the world go round. Never has that been more true for her and her family in this book - the shocking conclusion to the Nightengale legacy of sin and betrayal. Indeed, that legacy has at last come full circle and who will be the ultimate successor to the coveted Nightengale family fortune?
From Valerie's Freaks...
“If you ever put that wicked and nasty, nasty and wicked thing that all men are cursed from birth to possess,” Grandma Valerie declared in obvious distaste, wrinkling her nose as she pointed at my exposed flaccid wiener with the end of an old yardstick, “inside of this,” she continued, turning her makeshift pointer towards my twin sister’s vag, “you will be very, very sorry. You will burn in hell for all of eternity, just see if you don’t! Don’t tell me I’ll tell you!
“Hell burns hottest for sinners of the flesh, you know!” Grandma Valerie declared with the strongest of conviction. “Remember, Children, that God sees and hears all that you do, no matter how vile or atrocious or disgusting. No matter how evil or sinful. So you will do well to remember that nothing escapes Him and His almighty vision!” she declared dramatically, waving her arms about with great flair like the actress she believed she was, performing some great role on some great soundstage. That was how my grandmother lived her entire life - she lived it dramatically. One eye spun madly in its socket. I would have laughed at how silly she looked if I dared but I did not dare; no one laughed at Valerie Nightengale!
“Yes,” she continued ominously, her eyes flashing sparkling various dark-hued colors, “if you commit any kind of sin at all then you will be very, very sorry. You will, you will! Mark my words, Daryl and Dorothy Nightengale, for they are true. I always speak the truth, Children, and when I open my mouth only wisdom pours forth from it. If you commit that kind of evil -- the same kind of evil as those who came before you committed! -- then Satan himself will come for you in the darkest hour of the night see if he doesn’t!
“Satan himself will carry you straight down to hell where you belong and there you will burn forever. You will be burned up into a crispy crisp with the rest of the crispy sinners condemned to suffer for all of eternity!” my grandmother declared breathlessly, her cheeks flushed a deep reddish color. Her eyes shone keenly, insanely. “Remember that God sees all that you do,” she repeated.
“And so does the devil!” Valerie Nightengale finished with an air of what almost sounded like victory, chuckling at what she thought was her own wise insight.
In the best-selling tradition of the most famous gothic authors...
The Nightengale Legacy Of Sin And Betrayal
Valerie
Valerie’s Secrets
Valerie’s Sinners
Valerie’s Freaks
Valerie’s Family
Valerie’s Legacy
Dorothy's Prophecy
The Nightengale Legacy Sampler Edition
"Stunning new talent!"...
Andrew Neiderman, author of The Devil's Advocate
BOOK FOUR OF THE NIGHTENGALE LEGACY OF SIN AND BETRAYAL
Little Daryl and Dorothy Nightengale are growing up. But how differently they have grown! Daryl is skeptical of everything Valerie Nightengale says and everything she does. But Dorothy is under her spell lock, stock, and barrel. Because, you see, Grandma Valerie is at last hopelessly insane and Dorothy is right behind her!
Now, there is another set of twins at the manor house - the new Larry and Laura Nightengale. It is up to Valerie and Dorothy to raise them right -- to raise them to be holy -- and prevent them from following in their namesake’s evil footsteps.
Valerie Nightengale always said that money made the world go round. Never has that been more true for her and her family in this book - the shocking conclusion to the Nightengale legacy of sin and betrayal. Indeed, that legacy has at last come full circle and who will be the ultimate successor to the coveted Nightengale family fortune?
From Valerie's Freaks...
“If you ever put that wicked and nasty, nasty and wicked thing that all men are cursed from birth to possess,” Grandma Valerie declared in obvious distaste, wrinkling her nose as she pointed at my exposed flaccid wiener with the end of an old yardstick, “inside of this,” she continued, turning her makeshift pointer towards my twin sister’s vag, “you will be very, very sorry. You will burn in hell for all of eternity, just see if you don’t! Don’t tell me I’ll tell you!
“Hell burns hottest for sinners of the flesh, you know!” Grandma Valerie declared with the strongest of conviction. “Remember, Children, that God sees and hears all that you do, no matter how vile or atrocious or disgusting. No matter how evil or sinful. So you will do well to remember that nothing escapes Him and His almighty vision!” she declared dramatically, waving her arms about with great flair like the actress she believed she was, performing some great role on some great soundstage. That was how my grandmother lived her entire life - she lived it dramatically. One eye spun madly in its socket. I would have laughed at how silly she looked if I dared but I did not dare; no one laughed at Valerie Nightengale!
“Yes,” she continued ominously, her eyes flashing sparkling various dark-hued colors, “if you commit any kind of sin at all then you will be very, very sorry. You will, you will! Mark my words, Daryl and Dorothy Nightengale, for they are true. I always speak the truth, Children, and when I open my mouth only wisdom pours forth from it. If you commit that kind of evil -- the same kind of evil as those who came before you committed! -- then Satan himself will come for you in the darkest hour of the night see if he doesn’t!
“Satan himself will carry you straight down to hell where you belong and there you will burn forever. You will be burned up into a crispy crisp with the rest of the crispy sinners condemned to suffer for all of eternity!” my grandmother declared breathlessly, her cheeks flushed a deep reddish color. Her eyes shone keenly, insanely. “Remember that God sees all that you do,” she repeated.
“And so does the devil!” Valerie Nightengale finished with an air of what almost sounded like victory, chuckling at what she thought was her own wise insight.
In the best-selling tradition of the most famous gothic authors...
The Nightengale Legacy Of Sin And Betrayal
Valerie
Valerie’s Secrets
Valerie’s Sinners
Valerie’s Freaks
Valerie’s Family
Valerie’s Legacy
Dorothy's Prophecy
The Nightengale Legacy Sampler Edition
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| BN ID: | 2940012389961 |
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| Publisher: | Foxworth Publishing |
| Publication date: | 07/16/2009 |
| Series: | The Nightengale Legacy Of Sin And Betrayal , #4 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 332 KB |
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