Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed


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Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey "bits", and a fart.

These are not the things you'd expect to find in the Bible, but they're all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all the parts of the Bible they don't teach in Sunday school - but probably should.

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude is a hilarious, Christ-centred, and somewhat inappropriate look at some of the least known and discussed parts of the Bible. It's ideal for anyone who thinks nudity, poop, and farts are funny.

This book is sure to enthuse and encourage teenage readers who struggle to engage with the Bible.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780648304104
Publisher: Thomas French
Publication date: 05/29/2018
Pages: 250
Product dimensions: 5.06(w) x 7.81(h) x 0.53(d)
Age Range: 14 - 17 Years

About the Author

Tom French is married to his excellent wife, Emily Sandrussi. He is also a youth ministry veteran, having spent over sixteen years working with teenagers in churches and schools around Australia. Every year he teaches the Bible to thousands of young people in youth groups, churches, schools, and camps throughout New South Wales and Victoria. He has a Bachelor of Theology from Sydney Missionary and Bible College. Tom lives in Melbourne with Emily. You can often find him at the movies eating popcorn for dinner. Visit to sign up for regular blog updates and the latest on new books. There you can also listen to Tom's sermons, book Tom to speak, see a photo of Tom holding a microphone, and much more. Follow Tom on Facebook: Follow Tom on Instagram: @twfrench Subscribe to Tom's Preaching Podcast: Search for "Tom French" in your favourite podcast app.

Angus Olsen is a Disney trained cartoonist and illustrator. Angus studied theology at Youthworks College and spends most of his time making coffee from his tiny cafe kiosk in Katoomba in the Blue Mountains, NSW. Follow Angus on Instagram: @cafexpresso_comics

Table of Contents


Chapter One - Angel Lovin' – Genesis 6:1-4

Chapter Two - Drunk Noah’s Post-Cruise Party - Genesis 9:18-21

Chapter Three - Balaam’s Talking Ass – Numbers 22:21-41

Chapter Four - The Problem of Ball Grabbing - Deuteronomy 25:11-12

Chapter Five - The Fat, the Poo, and the Left-Handed Man - Judges 3:12-30

Chapter Six - David and the Foreskins - 1 Samuel 18:20-30

Chapter Seven - Elisha and the Ultimate Fighting Bears - 2 Kings 2:23-25

Chapter Eight - The Only Fart in the Bible - Isaiah 26:16-19

Chapter Nine - Ezekiel the Poo Chef - Ezekiel 4:1-17

Chapter Ten - Ezekiel’s Porn - Ezekiel 23:19-21

Chapter Eleven - Matthew’s Zombies - Matthew 27:51-53

Chapter Twelve - Mark’s Nudie Run - Mark 14:48-52

Chapter Thirteen - The Teleporter and the Eunuch – Acts 8:26-40

Chapter Fourteen - Paul’s Killer Preaching - Acts 20:7-12

Chapter Fifteen - Paul’s Cutting Comments - Galatians 5:12

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