Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed

by Tom French

Overview

Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey "bits", and a fart.

These are not the things you'd expect to find in the Bible, but they're all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all parts of the Bible they don't teach you in Sunday school - but probably should.

Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude is a hilarious, Christ-centred, and somewhat inappropriate look at some of the least known and discussed parts of the Bible for those of us who think nudity, poop, and farts are funny.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940155612841
Publisher:	Frendrussi Press
Publication date:	05/29/2018
Sold by:	Draft2Digital
Format:	eBook
File size:	5 MB

About the Author

Tom French is married to his excellent wife, Emily Sandrussi. He is also a youth ministry veteran, having spent over sixteen years working with teenagers in churches and schools around Australia. Every year he teaches the Bible to thousands of young people in youth groups, churches, schools, and camps throughout New South Wales and Victoria. He has a Bachelor of Theology from Sydney Missionary and Bible College. Tom lives in Melbourne with Emily. You can often find him at the movies eating popcorn for dinner. Visit tomfrench.com.au to sign up for regular blog updates and the latest on new books. There you can also listen to Tom's sermons, book Tom to speak, see a photo of Tom holding a microphone, and much more. Follow Tom on Facebook: facebook.com/twfrench Follow Tom on Instagram: @twfrench Subscribe to Tom's Preaching Podcast: Search for "Tom French" in your favourite podcast app.

Angus Olsen is a Disney trained cartoonist and illustrator. Angus studied theology at Youthworks College and spends most of his time making coffee from his tiny cafe kiosk in Katoomba in the Blue Mountains, NSW. Follow Angus on Instagram: @cafexpresso_comics

Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter One - Angel Lovin' – Genesis 6:1-4

Chapter Two - Drunk Noah’s Post-Cruise Party - Genesis 9:18-21

Chapter Three - Balaam’s Talking Ass – Numbers 22:21-41

Chapter Four - The Problem of Ball Grabbing - Deuteronomy 25:11-12

Chapter Five - The Fat, the Poo, and the Left-Handed Man - Judges 3:12-30

Chapter Six - David and the Foreskins - 1 Samuel 18:20-30

Chapter Seven - Elisha and the Ultimate Fighting Bears - 2 Kings 2:23-25

Chapter Eight - The Only Fart in the Bible - Isaiah 26:16-19

Chapter Nine - Ezekiel the Poo Chef - Ezekiel 4:1-17

Chapter Ten - Ezekiel’s Porn - Ezekiel 23:19-21

Chapter Eleven - Matthew’s Zombies - Matthew 27:51-53

Chapter Twelve - Mark’s Nudie Run - Mark 14:48-52

Chapter Thirteen - The Teleporter and the Eunuch – Acts 8:26-40

Chapter Fourteen - Paul’s Killer Preaching - Acts 20:7-12

Chapter Fifteen - Paul’s Cutting Comments - Galatians 5:12

Editorial Reviews

"Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed is a fantastic read that I highly recommend. Tom has taken some of the most absurd stories in the Bible that are so often overlooked and, whilst making you laugh, also delivers incredible truths about God, points you to Jesus, challenges you and leaves you feeling covered in God’s grace. If you’re not sure the Bible can be fun or relevant, grab this book with both hands and see where it takes you!"

- Ali Martin Soul Survivor UK and author of Getting it Across Loud and Clear and Heart to Heart

"Tom's genius lies in much more than just being able to pick out some parts of the Bible that are more exciting than a genealogy. The aim is not just that young people might read some funky parts of the Bible, but that they would read the Bible, hear the voice of God, come to faith in Jesus, and live transformed lives as members of God's kingdom."

- Rev. Dr Graham Stanton Ridley College, Melbourne

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