Here at StraightForTheJugular.com, we have chosen to produce a range of novelty books that cater for those of you with a particular grudge.
All of us at one time or another experience different levels of hardship, heartbreak, misery or sorrow. You may be going through a messy divorce or perhaps someone else has "screwed you over"! Whatever the reason, rather than suffering in silence, this is your opportunity to vent that frustration....
Send one of our appropriate titles, anonymously if you wish, to whoever you feel deserves it OR simply keep one as a reminder of the event. The choice is yours.
We envisage that the list of available paperbacks will increase rapidly in an effort to satisfy a multitude of different expletives but in reality, this is probably impossible. That is why our website offers you the chance to email us with your own message and although we are unable to guarantee publication or to reply to specific emails, we will read all of them with great interest. You must however keep the message short and generic, in other words, no names. The statement should appeal to the masses.
Thank you for taking the time to read this short statement and remember, "Say It With Venom".
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About the Author
We all have different feelings throughout our lives and sometimes these feelings can be difficult to express, particularly in affairs of the heart. This website was created to help get that message across!
By purchasing one of our products, you have the option of either keeping it yourself as a reminder of that difficult time in your life or sending it to the person involved who you feel deserves it. The choice is yours.
We do however need your help!
Over time, we aim to produce a vast quantity of different statements to try and meet everyone's needs but if you have a particular message that you need to own or send quickly, please use the email address on the "Contact Us" page to enlighten us. Providing the message is relatively short, is not name specific (must be generic) and meets our criteria, we will endeavor to publish your masterpiece BUT PLEASE NOTE that we are unable to guarantee this service or respond to any emails of this nature. All publications are solely at the discretion of
Thank you for visiting.