YOU WILL NOT CATCH ME

by I.R. WEIRD

Overview

Warning: 18+

Michael is bred to be an obedient sex slave to satisfy the needs of “specialists.” These specialists control and nurture men and women, who by capture or by their own free will, seek to enjoy the secrets of sex. The specialists view their lifestyle as normal and question why the rest of humanity is so secretive and prudish when it comes to uninhibited sex practices.

The pinnacle of success for a woman specialist is to achieve her jollies by exercising total sexual domination over any male subject. Female specialist apprentices practice on innocent individuals like Michael.

But Michael is a different type of sex slave. He kicks ass and kills.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940013521278
Publisher:	fantasy land computer books
Publication date:	11/29/2011
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	1 MB

About the Author

I. R. WEIRD was born in the Atchafalaya Swamp down south of Lafayette, Louisiana on August 15, 1987. During the early ten years of his life, the only playmates he ever had were the roughneck oil drillers, the alligators and the water moccasins. With these kinds of friends, IR learned right off the bat how to survive. The oil drillers taught him how to slice, slash and stab before asking any questions. This education was real helpful because, like with the snakes and 'gators, he would laugh as he watched them twitch while his knife blade proceeded to stab, slash and slice as he prepared them up for dinner.
IR's parents were proud of their son in learning the art of survival at such an early age. Both mom and dad taught IR all the other necessities in life that were pertinent to the successful life of a swamp man. IR honed his skills in construction, fishing, cooking, reading and talking.
Unfortunately for IR, at 12 years he lost his parents in hurricane Anna which left him all alone on his houseboat to care for himself. IR led his life very well and he did it all alone.
One day a cute little Cajun gal and her mama moved into the Atchafalaya in order to escape their sex crazed boyfriends who live in that godforsaken town of Riggen which is located up there around the northern Louisiana-Arkansas border.
Naturally, from their sex hungry boyfriends, momma Brenda and daughter Sally had obtained all their sex knowledge about how to tantalize guys, but, in that remote area of the Atchafalaya, there were no guys available on which they could practice their tantalizing. That is, until they met the virgin, IR Weird, who had no understanding about sex.
IR had just turned 13, and not to kid anybody, he was anxious as all holy hell to find out all about girls. About all IR knew was that he would wake up in the morning and his thing was hard and sticking out. He figured it was natural, cuz he had seen his daddy like that before and daddy would always chase momma around.
One day while hunting IR heard chattering in the distance and he saw Brenda and Sally tending to chores in their flat-boat home. He was very impressed at the sight of two girl human beings so he snuck up on their barge patio and strutted like a cock round his hens, just like his daddy had done to his mamma. His thing was hard and sticking straight out and flopping all around as he paraded around the girls. VISIT
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