Zombie as a Second Language

by Steve Jebbett

Overview

Is a zombie professor more dangerous than a zombie construction worker? Should you look a zombie in the eyes? When zombies moan and groan, are they saying anything? Find out in this book! It describes how to speak the 'language' of zombies, learn the actions needed to blend in, which zombies to interact with, and which ones to just avoid. Never have the occupations of former humans-turned-zombies been examined and revealed until now! Be careful though, this book does not guarantee survival!

Product Details

BN ID:	2940011944710
Publisher:	steve jebbett
Publication date:	10/04/2010
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	3 MB

About the Author

Steve Jebbett is a starving Artist, surviving in Colorado. He draws severely complex Ink drawings, which he displays at www.piecesofmymind.com. This is his first digitally published book. He can be contacted at .

Editorial Reviews

Zombies will be zombies; yet when the dead rise (they do pretty much what they did before they died, except for the brains-eating); we the living need a new approach to survive. The depth and diversity of this manual is of valuable importance in dealing with the undead, specifically communicating at their level. Without this manual, survival is doubtful.

Good luck out there.

Brenda P.

Brenda P

Zombies will be zombies; yet when the dead rise (they do pretty much what they did before they died, except for the brains-eating); we the living need a new approach to survive. The depth and diversity of this manual is of valuable importance in dealing with the undead, specifically communicating at their level. Without this manual, survival is doubtful.

Good luck out there.

Brenda P.

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