Ambrose S Horne is an Author, Artist, Engineer, Linguist, Gymnast, and Confused. He loves coffee and capers, though never together. In his free time, he works, trawls Youtube, and writes about himself in the Third Person. His favorite English construction is the Royal We, and his favorite Spanish phrase is 'Cielo Mio'. While he does live in a PO Box, please don't mail him! He prefers electronic mail, at . He hopes you enjoy what he writes.