What’s Your Favorite Fictional Character’s Game of Thrones Name?

Do you ever wish it took more than a full minute to announce your entire name, which not only included your first and last, but all of your nicknames, all of your accomplishments, and where you came from? Whether you’d find it a hassle or a delight, it’s a pleasure to wonder how some of the best characters in literature would fit into a fictional universe where long, moniker-rich names are king—specifically, that of George R.R. Martin’s Westeros. From Hogwarts to West Egg to Baker Street, here’s our list of the titles our favorite characters in fiction would probably have if they lived in the great and dangerous Seven Kingdoms:

Ser Dorian Gray, The Painted

Ser James Gatz of West Egg, The Innocent, Master of Bubbly, Believer in the Green Light

Sherlock Holmes the Huge-Headed, The Bloodhound of Baker Street

Lord Harry of House Potter of 4 Privet Drive, First of His Name, The Chosen One, The Boy Who Lived, the Lightning Scarred, Keeper of 12 Grimmauld Place

Ramona “The Pest,” Puller of Hair and Maker of Mischief, Child of the Klickitat Street Quimbies

Lisbeth Salander, Girl Who Played With Fire, The Black Snake of Stockholm

Lady Daisy of House Buchanan of West Egg, The Unaffected, The Frivolous, The Green Light Maiden

Tyler “Mayhem” Durden the Ephemeral, Defiler of Faces

Lady Elizabeth “Lizzy” of House Bennett of Hertfordshire, Lady of the Fine Eyes, Salvager of Man

Josephine “Jo” of House March, Wearer of Writing Cap, Mother of Words

What would your favorite character’s Westeros name be?