Your Weirdest Fictional Crushes

Last week we asked about your weirdest fictional crushes, and the responses were just as strange and delightful as we hoped. Two things we learned: 1) Anybody can become a crush object, and 2) All it takes is one sexy actor portrayal to convince us of a previously overlooked character’s sex appeal. Here are some of your funniest weird fictionakl crushes:

Luna Lovegood is the oddest fictional crush I’ve had. She’s almost as weird as I am. –Ian M.

Haymitch Abernathy. I’ve always wanted him to call me “sweetheart.” –Chelsea S.

Yeah…Colonel Brandon<3 –Stephanie M.

I had a thing for Captain Caveman when I was a kid. –Merideth P.

Carlos “Ranger” Manuso from the Stephanie Plum series. I even bought my husband Bulgari cologne so he’d smell like a fictional character! –Denise G.

I had a huge crush on Haymitch Abernathy, Mercutio and Sirius Black. I’m a SUCKER for the clever ones. –Amanda W.

I always had a thing for Owen Meany. –Julie P.

Lavender Brown. I dig chicks who prefer snogging to talking. –Boogie B.

Sherlock Holmes—I want to totally MELT that iceman. –Elder S.

Samwise Gamgee. Loyalty is attractive. –Holly U.

Nick Chopper, aka The Tin Woodman. Don’t judge me. –Erica O.

Jacob from Twilight. It would take some time to get used to his feral dog ways. –Bridget G.

Snape and Voldemort (a little). –Sandra L.

Dustfinger in Inkheart. What’s not to love about the oh so disenchanted but mildly romantic bad boy who can’t help but be good? –Amy B.

Thomas Mendip and Benedict. I seem to go for theatrical types, especially those played by Kenneth Branagh. –Lesley W.

Boy, have we opened a can of worms….Zaphod Beeblebrox from Hitchhiker’s Guide and Lord of Darkness from Legend. –Christy K.

Neville Longbottom, even before the actor in the movies grew up. –Josefine G.

Dracula. Although that may have something to do with Gary Oldman. –Angel S.

Who’s your weirdest fictional crush?