The Unknowns: A Novel

The Unknowns: A Novel

by Gabriel Roth

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Eric Muller has been trying to hack the girlfriend problem for half his life. As a teenage geek, he discovered his gift for programming computers-but his attempts to understand women only confirm that he's better at writing code than connecting with human beings. Brilliant, neurotic, and lonely, Eric spends high school in the solitary glow of a screen.

By his early twenties, Eric's talent has made him a Silicon Valley millionaire. He can coax girls into bed with ironic remarks and carefully timed intimacies, but hiding behind wit and empathy gets lonely, and he fears that love will always be out of reach.

So when Eric falls for the beautiful, fiercely opinionated Maya Marcom, and she miraculously falls for him too, he's in new territory. But the more he learns about his perfect girlfriend's unresolved past, the further Eric's obsessive mind spirals into confusion and doubt. Can he reconcile his need for order and logic with the mystery and chaos of love?

This brilliant debut ushers Eric Muller-flawed, funny, irresistibly endearing-into the pantheon of unlikely heroes. With an unblinking eye for the absurdities and horrors of contemporary life, Gabriel Roth gives us a hilarious and heartbreaking meditation on self consciousness, memory, and love.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780316223294
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Publication date: 07/02/2013
Sold by: Hachette Digital, Inc.
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 224
File size: 523 KB

About the Author

Gabriel Roth was born and raised in London and educated at Brown University and at San Francisco State University, from which he received a Master of Fine Arts in creative writing. For several years he was employed as a reporter and editor at the San Francisco Bay Guardian. He now works as a writer and software developer and lives with his family in Brooklyn, New York. The Unknowns is his first novel.

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The Unknowns

A Novel

By Gabriel Roth

Little, Brown and Company

Copyright © 2013 Gabriel Roth
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-316-22328-7


I need the absolute control over my optic blasts that my ruby quartz visor affords me.

—Scott "Cyclops" Summers, X-Men 136

IT'S IMPORTANT TO CHOOSE the right moment to arrive at a party. You want to get there after the vertiginous first hour, when the early arrivals stand awkwardly around the kitchen, but in time for the next phase, when the noise level reaches some threshold and triggers a feedback loop and everyone starts raising their voices to be heard. At such a moment it's possible to imagine that this party will live up to the promise inherent in the notion of a party.

But as I step through the door of Cynthia's apartment at 10:32, it's clear that tonight that promise will go unfulfilled. A voice barely carries down the empty corridor from the kitchen, mingling with the faint jangle of a boom box. In the nearest room a few sad coats are piled on the bed. Tonight people will stand around drinking beer from plastic cups, talking about their bosses or their dissertations, before going home to masturbate.

I add my jacket to the heap and proceed to the kitchen, carrying a gift wrapped in brown paper and a six-pack of bottled beer. With so few guests it will be harder to hide, to lean against the wall as if waiting for someone. At a crowded party you can make three slow circuits of the premises, turning sideways to slip past the people in line for the bathroom, and then leave without self-reproach. The fewer guests, the more you're implicated in the event's success or failure.

Cynthia emerges from the kitchen at the sound of my footsteps. "You made it!" she says, as though I'd done something more hazardous than ride in a taxi.

To extend the moment alone with her before the introductions, I steer her into her bedroom and present the wrapped box. I have been rich for a little less than five months. She peels the tape off, then unfolds the paper as though preserving it for later use. When she sees that it's a camera she makes an enthusiastic noise, but it takes her a second to recognize the brand and assimilate the specs and understand that it's a better camera than she'd first thought. "Wait, this is too much," she says.

After all of Cynthia's benevolent interventions into my life, an expensive piece of consumer electronics is not an extravagance. But nothing about being rich is as simple as you might imagine.

"Hey, I can afford it now," I say.

She frowns and then, reading my face, takes on the appearance of a woman seized by inspiration. "Oh my God, I know what I'm going to do," she says. "I had this idea at work: I'm going to start a photo series of the pills my clients have to take. Like, one shot for each dose, which is five or six a day, and then at the end the patient's face. But the pills in super-close-up, so you can see the textures, because some of them are capsules so they're smooth and red and blue like rockets and others are tablets so they'll have this grainy organic texture like a sand sculpture." This hypothetical project began as a scheme to justify the gift, but now she's caught up in it.

Cynthia decided she was a lesbian about six months ago. It wasn't without foreshadowing: she has pictures of Claire Danes up on her wall, and she's told me about jokey little crushes on women, and once she said she regretted sitting out the dorm-room experiments of sophomore year, which made me sorrier than ever that I didn't go to college. And now, even though she's turning twenty-five and it's embarrassingly late, she's coming out. A shorter haircut seems imminent, as does sex with a woman. A week ago she made out with a twenty-one-year-old named Ayelet.

"So is she here?" I say.

"I don't think she's coming," Cynthia says, setting the camera on the bed. "It's pretty mellow so far. A lot of people are out of town."

"That's what you get for being born in December."

In the kitchen I can identify two of eight people. Cynthia's roommate Gretchen, who is thin and pretty and not interested in me, is talking to a bald man in suspenders. And standing by the fridge with two women is Justin. Justin is a firefighter; he rides in the truck and everything. He went to college with Cynthia, then moved out here to go to grad school in urban planning, and then right after the terrorist attacks last year, when America was going through its little love affair with firefighters, he quit school and signed up with the SFFD and now he walks with the quiet confidence that comes when you stare death in the face every day and save innocent lives and think of yourself without hesitation as a man. Justin is also taller than I am. He greets me as I put the beer in the fridge, and then he introduces me to the women he's talking to, and I make the first in a series of mistakes that will lead me, standing in a taqueria some weeks hence, to pray that I have not been recognized.

I shake hands with them from right to left, calibrating my grip to coed handshake strength. The one on the right is Lauren: nice curly blond hair, a big bulbous nose, bad khaki pants that she probably wore to work. Sweet, shy, works in some kind of helping-people job, a little insecure about her weight, a couple of flowy Deadhead skirts in the back of her closet. And on the left is Maya. Small body, small features, chestnut hair in a shaggy bob, neolibrarian glasses. A subtle smile at the corners of her eyes that says I see through you entirely and find you benign but a bit ridiculous. Girls spend years working on that look without reaching Maya's level. Anything I might say to such a woman would be a line, and would hang curdling in the air on leaving my mouth, so I open a conversation with Lauren.

"How do you know Justin?" I say.

"We used to volunteer at the something something Homeless something together," she says as I calculate a follow-up question.

"Used to?" I say. "What, did you decide to stop wasting your time helping homeless people?"

A smile. "No, I went to Latin America for a year."

"Oh yeah? Where in Latin America?" I ask, because it would be rude to say what I'm really thinking, which is What is it with you white girls and Latin America? The Latin America phase that Bay Area girls go through in their early twenties, their attempts to transcend their whiteness via Frida Kahlo and salsa dancing, has always puzzled me. As Lauren begins the familiar litany—Ecuador, Costa Rica, "the D.R."—Maya and Justin head out the door to go have sex in the bathroom or something.

"How do you know Cynthia?" she asks me.

"We went to high school together," I tell her. "I knew her when her name was Cindy and she was dating boys." I should mitigate the joke about wasting her time. "So do you work in homeless services?"

"I work at a nonprofit, but it's mostly policy around housing issues," she says. "What about you? What do you do?"

This is a difficult one, because right now I don't do anything, and what I used to do was a combination of computer programming and business, which Lauren would find arcane and distasteful, respectively. There are women who would be interested to learn that you've made a lot of money, but they don't live in San Francisco, work at nonprofits, and travel around Latin America. So I say, "Oh, I started an Internet company," and shrug to acknowledge the fact that, in the Bay Area in 2002, this is a cliché.

She asks about the company. "It's a consumer profiling system," I tell her, hoping this dry phrase will prompt a subject change, but she's tenacious.

"Assume you're talking to a fourth-grader," she says.

"We give you special offers, like a discount at an online store or something," I say. "And in exchange, everything you do on the Internet—everything you read, everything you click, everything you buy—is tracked and stored and put in a database. Not your email, obviously, or your banking, but all your public activities online. All that data could be compared with the data for millions of other people, and from there you can be categorized as, let's say, Espresso Granola, or, uh, DIY PYT."

"Whoa," she says with a theatrical shudder. Now I seem slightly scary. That's not a bad thing, necessarily, especially when you factor in the acronymic compliment, but I should balance it with some self-deprecation.

"So I built a program to gather and keep track of all that stuff," I say. "And then I sold it to a bigger company, and now I bore unsuspecting women at parties who have the misfortune to ask me what I do."

I'm watching her responses closely throughout. Visibly paying attention is crucial, especially when you're talking about yourself and thus at risk of appearing not to pay attention. When I was maybe thirteen I heard my mother on the phone with her friend Stacey, talking about the latest of her post-divorce near-boyfriends, each of whom had some insurmountable flaw (no job, drank too much, participated in Civil War reenactments). My mom, defending this guy, said, "I know, I know, but ... he pays attention to me." I remember hearing Stacey say, "That can go a long way" (although obviously that part is an invention of memory; they were on the phone), and my mother saying, "Exactly."

But I'd like to check on Maya in case there's an opening, and I can't just look over Lauren's shoulder, or I'll be one of those guys who look over your shoulder while you're talking. I'm getting worried, because this conversation is going pretty well, and if it lasts much longer Maya will be off-limits. (I'm assuming their friendship contains a tacit noncompete clause.) "I'm going to get a drink," I say. "Do you need anything?" She's hardly touched her vodka and cranberry, so I'm free to head to the other end of the kitchen and glance at the people milling in the hall. The population has increased, but not to the Malthusian degree it would take to make the party memorable. Gretchen is leaning against the sink talking to two women with their arms around each other's waists. They look like some complicated riff on butch/femme stereotypes: one wears a slip dress and too much makeup, the other a baseball cap and low-slung jeans, but the former is large and hirsute while her partner is waifish and delicate and kind of stunning. It's hard to tell if the arrangement is deliberate irony or just an unusual intersection of body type and sexual self-identification. Of the new arrivals, the only one I recognize is a coworker of Cynthia's who once started a conversation with me about hip-hop. (He liked certain kinds of hip-hop but not other kinds.) I'm standing at the little bottle-crammed table pouring Coke into whiskey when Maya is suddenly next to me.

"Could you fix me a gin and tonic?" she asks. The proximity of her body is overpowering.

"Sure," I say. There must be more to say than that, although I can't think of what it could be.

Maya says, "Thanks," rotates 180 degrees, and goes back to talking to Justin. When I hand her the drink a minute later she takes it without even interrupting her conversation to say thank you—a kind of antiflirting and hence a kind of flirting, an effortless triangulation, arousing hope and jealousy in us both. Well played, Maya.

And I'm still left with no one to talk to except Lauren, and every minute I spend talking to Lauren takes me further out of the game vis-à-vis Maya. I scan the room as if I'm looking for someone specific who was here a minute ago. Lauren is examining the Magnetic Poetry set on the fridge, the special Lesbian Pride edition, half words like dyke and cunt and partner and dog and the other half prepositions. Gretchen is smashing a bag of ice against the counter to break it up. Maya is laughing at Justin, who appears to be doing an impression of Lenny from Of Mice and Men. Cynthia's voice comes from down the hall, and something characteristically trusty about its timbre makes me regret getting her the camera. It is at this moment, as I stand alone in my friend's kitchen, my right hand fingering a little Ziploc bag in my pocket, that I conceive my ill-fated plan.

Inhale, exhale, commit.

I return to Lauren and pick up where we left off. See, I just went to get a drink. I break out some intermediate-level tactics: Asking a Question That Refers to Something I Learned About Her Earlier; Suggesting We Continue the Conversation Sitting Down. We move to the grubby couch in the living room, which is not as comfortable as it looks because the cushions are fifteen years old and have had the buoyancy squashed out of them. The party has finally overspilled the kitchen, and guests stand in clusters around the swept-out room. Lauren and I sit at forty-five-degree angles and turn our heads the rest of the way to face each other. I don't do anything sexually assertive like holding eye contact or casually touching her arm. I watch closely for signs that her interest is waning. I tell her the How I Was Unfairly Accused of Making Obscene Phone Calls story, probably my number one anecdote: funny, raunchy but not dirty, unbraggadocious. I wait for her post-anecdotal No way! Really?s to dry up, and then I pull the trigger.

"Hey, I don't know if this is something you're up for," I say, "but I've got some Ecstasy with me." That's bold enough, and I pause to let it register, but it's only step one. "And I was wondering if you guys"—I incline my head toward the kitchen to indicate Maya and Justin—"would be up for doing some."

"Oh my God, I don't know," she says. "I mean, I haven't done it in a really long time."

"All the more reason," I say. Do I sound like I'm pressuring her? Pull back. "Listen, if this isn't a good night for it, that's cool. But if you guys feel like it, we can hang out and do it here, or we can go back to someone's house, or whatever." Like a salesman I stop talking and let her dismiss her remaining objections herself.

"I think I want to do it," she says, and how could she not? Everyone loves Ecstasy. "But I have to talk to Maya."

"I've totally got enough for those guys," I say. It would be great if there were a way to exclude Justin from the invitation, but I can't see one that doesn't push the sleaze factor, already dangerously high, into the red. "Go talk them into it."

I stay on the couch and watch through the kitchen doorway as she engages Maya and Justin in a little huddle. I'm hoping to see a flash of excitement on Maya's face; what I see instead is Lauren explaining something and Maya touching her arm and nodding. "It's fine," Maya says twice. Justin looks over at me with a vaguely cynical expression.

And now Lauren is heading back toward me with a nervous grin, alone, and five minutes later the two of us are in a taxi, hurtling up to the Richmond, where she apparently lives, and I'm leaving the party with a girl but it's the wrong girl, and I'm unsure whether I should be feeling remorse or triumph.

There's a right way to do these things. At the corner store I purchase two large packs of sugar-free gum and two large bottles of Gatorade. We sit at her kitchen table, clink glasses of water, down these little aspirinlike tablets. Lauren lives alone, so there's a cat, which is going to set off my allergies in about forty-five minutes. On the walls are paintings by talentless friends; black-and- white photos, presumably by Lauren herself; Kodachrome snapshots of her parents in their youth. I conceive the idea of an exhibition of parental photos from the walls of girls' apartments, a show that would be situated somewhere between found art and ethnography. Maya does not appear in any of the pictures. I am trying hard not to get hung up on Maya and how she's occurring without me right now. If the world would just freeze whenever I'm not around, I'd be less worried about missing something important.

We make a kind of prelapsarian small talk.

"Do you do this kind of thing a lot?" she asks me.

"What kind of thing are you referring to?" I have my teasing face on.

"Oh, going home with strange girls and taking Ecstasy," she says.

"Are you a strange girl, then?" It's almost too easy.

"I've done it three times," she says. "And the first time I only took half, so it doesn't count."

"So tonight you'll have to take two to make up for it."

She laughs, like that's preposterous. "No, to make up for it I'd only have to take one and a half."

"You're not adjusting for inflation."


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What People are Saying About This

Megan Abbott

The Unknowns is so staggeringly funny and smart that its depths and sorrows, when they came, took my breath away. - Megan Abbott, author of Dare Me

Gideon Lewis-Kraus

Gabriel Roth's first novel is a warmly wry coming-of-age story and a darkly funny — and darkly resonant — satire of one effervescent moment in San Francisco's abusive relationship with technology. The great idea behind The Unknowns is that the neurotically meticulous programming mentality is a ready metaphor for both the added value and the downside risk of exaggerated self-consciousness. If Peter Thiel had backed a character from Infinite Jest, he would have gone on to look something like Eric Muller. A tender, comic debut from one of the coder-novelists of the future. - Gideon Lewis-Kraus, author of A Sense of Direction

Ben H. Winters

The Unknowns feels at first like a very great and very funny coming-of-age novel, about a high-school loser destined for Internet riches. But then suddenly you realize you're reading something much more powerful: a beautiful and painful story about the dangers of learning too much—and about how little we can ever really know about other people. - Ben H. Winters, author of The Last Policeman

Jay Parini

I was thoroughly taken—amazed—by Gabriel Roth's debut novel. He's the real deal: a writer with lavish narrative gifts, an askew and deeply affecting sense of the world, an eye for images and scenes that linger, that keep enlarging in the mind. The Unknowns is a rare discovery, one of those novels of the moment that defines a time, a place, an attitude. I could not put it down, and I suspect nobody will. It's a gem. - Jay Parini, author of The Last Station

Scott Turow

The Unknowns is wonderful—a wry, ironic novel about the perils of contemporary romance, where you can collect intimate details about people you've never met, but still not know the truth of somebody you want to love. - Scott Turow, bestselling author of Innocent and Ordinary Heroes

John Wray

Eric Muller, Roth's improbably likeable hero, goes to hell and back so you, dear reader, don't have to. Know this: The Unknowns is a gut-buster. - John Wray, author of Lowboy

Ben Shrank

Gabriel Roth's Eric Muller had me from the first obsessive aside, but I soon found myself watching through half-covered eyes as he made a bungle of every goddamn thing. I loved and cringed at every moment. - Ben Shrank, author of Love is a Canoe

Antoine Wilson

What a funny, moving, brilliantly cut gem of a novel. An ever-shifting Venn diagram of love and logic, The Unknowns floored me. - Antoine Wilson, author of Panorama City

Sebastian Faulks

Gabriel Roth is a natural. This is a very assured first book—fast, funny, full of snappy dialogue, and never losing its poise even when it's glancing into the abyss. I think he's a find. - Sebastian Faulks, author of Devil May Care

Andrew O'Hagan

A wise and mature novel, a cool and contemporary one. It announces the arrival of a bright new talent. - Andrew O'Hagan, author of Our Fathers and The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog, and of His Friend Marilyn Monroe

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cloggiedownunder More than 1 year ago
The Unknowns is the first novel by American author, journalist and software developer, Gabriel Roth. Eric Muller is the quintessential computer nerd trying really hard not to be a dork. At school he never quite managed to fit in, stumbling from one social disaster to another; as an adult, despite being a Silicon Valley millionaire, he goes to great lengths to not appear socially awkward, and his ultimate solace is still writing computer code. Enter journalist Maya Marcom. Eric finds himself in love with this enigmatic woman, but will their relationship survive the dark secret she carries from her past? Roth does a brilliant job of portraying a teenager with a dysfunctional childhood trying to understand how the world works and his place in it. The teen angst, self-centredness and confusion are skilfully conveyed. Even as the reader laughs, cringes, gasps and groans at his decisions, Eric’s adult thoughts are a revealing look at the analytical mind of the computer nerd. Because the story is told as a first person narrative, the reader never gets to know the other major characters really well, but this is entirely appropriate, as they are just some of the unknowns that Eric spends his time trying to allow for as he calculates (and sometimes grossly miscalculates) the best possible action to take to optimise his chances in life. Roth manages to inject plenty of humour (the Ecstasy episode is particularly hilarious), and handles certain dark topics in a sensitive and insightful manner. An inspired debut novel.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Very good! I like your writing style!
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The_Book_Wheel_Blog More than 1 year ago
Computers are Cool in 'The Unknowns' Note: I won this book in a Twitter giveaway from @littlebrown  Have you ever read a book that has you wanting to tear your hair out because you are so torn on how you should be reacting to it? This is one of those books. On the one hand, I loved it. I read it, more or less, from start to finish and could not put it down. Plus, it takes place around Denver, where I live, and a lot of the locations are real, so it was easily to visualize. But….  I feel a little disconnected from the decade that I grew up/went to high school in. Let me explain. The Unknowns is the story of a computer geek named Eric. A total nerd in high school who had his fair share of embarrassments, he becomes a multi-millionaire by the age of 24 by doing exactly what he was previously made fun of for doing. Of course, with money comes more opportunities for social exchanges, and this awkward kid learns to navigate the world of women. But soon he learns that not everything is as it seems and, at the root of things, there are unknowns (when I first started reading, I thought The Unknowns were people, but of course, they aren’t – they are the things about others that we don’t know, and in hindsight, this was fairly obvious).¿ But back to my point. In the book, Eric is only four years older than I am. While I could relate to a lot of his high school agony, whether on behalf of him or his antagonizers, most of his high school days are about the desire to conceal his computer geekiness. The problem with this is that I don’t remember computers being so foreign in 1996. I had a family computer with AOL and chatrooms and word processing at that time. And I certainly don’t remember dark dungeon-like classrooms for the computer nerds to run off to during lunch. Perhaps this was the case when Steve Jobs and Bill Gates were doing their thing, but I don’t remember this being an issue when I was in high school. Then again, maybe my school just had an inordinate amount of technology and so it wasn’t as taboo as it was in other schools. Either way, Eric ultimately makes computers look cool. Maybe it’s because computer sensations  are cool now and so I’m backdating their coolness based on fame and success, but it happened none the less.  Plus, Roth does a great job of making the reader see the beauty in a software that works. Here’s a quote that demonstrates this much better than I could: “Most software makes people struggle, and so when they notice it they see it as an enemy. But if a designer can anticipate not only the user’s  goals but the user’s instincts and assumptions, user’s will feel that the software cares about then, pays attention to their needs – loves them. And they’ll start to love the software back. All feelings of love toward technology are this kind of reciprocal love, I think.” (p. 90) But where I’m unable to connect with Eric on a technological level, it is made up for in leaps and bounds on a social level. I remember being awkward. I remember being gawky. I remember (probably because this still happens) saying or doing the wrong thing in social situations.  His ability to delve into the human psyche is incredible, and Roth manages to put onto paper a perspicaciousness rarely found these days (perspicacious is also my favorite word right now and Roth is only the second author I’ve ever come across to use it). Another quote (because Roth says it best) to demonstrate this is: “…. we see others from the outside, all smooth surfaces and fixed appearances, and ourselves from the inside, with our subjectivities and histories…” The Unknowns has a way of threading its way into your inner self and thrusting your doubts and questions to the surface. Because we, as people, are social beings whose current lives are crafted by our histories, each reader will have a different experience – but each one is worthwhile.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I wanted to challenge myself and read something a little different than what I normally read. This was good it kept my interest. I love wit of the main character Eric.