Valentine Pickup Lines From Your Favorite YA Hotties
I’ve spent my life dreaming about what I would say if I met Gilbert Blythe (From Anne of Green Gables, you guys) on some wind-swept Canadian morning. (I don’t know why I’m in Canada. Maybe to meet Gilbert Blythe). Hey, we all need our storybook crushes! So, because it’s Valentines day, and because fantasy is important, read on below as some of your favorite YA hotties try their best to make you their own. Which one works for you? Happy Valentines Day! Keep reading, and keep dreaming! <3
The Harry Potter Series, by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter: I may be the chosen one, but you are my chosen hon.
Ron: I have the emotional range of a teaspoon, so that’s one whole teaspoon of love for you.
Hermione: I went to the library to expand my vocabulary, but I couldn’t find anything more magical to say than that I love you.
Divergent, by Veronica Roth
4: I want to be brave, and selfless, and smart, and kind, and honest, and also on a date with you.
The Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins
Effie: This just in from the Capitol: you’re just my style!
Katniss: Just FYI, the odds are TOTALLY in your favor. 😉
Eleanor and Park, by Rainbow Rowell
Eleanor: Hey. I made you this mixtape. It’s okay. (I love you)
Park: Hey. I made you this mixtape. It’s okay. (I love you)
The Mortal Instruments series, by Cassandra Clare
Jace: This rune means: best friends forever!
The Raven Boys, by Maggie Stiefvater
Ronan: You said you wanted a valentine, right? Well, here. Now leave me alone.
Gansey: I don’t believe in coincidence, which means we met for a reason.
Blue: Thank you for respecting me as a human. Now please hold my hand in lieu of a kiss.
Before I Fall, by Lauren Oliver
Kent: I’d live the same day forever if I could spend it with you. And not with Lindsay.