Kilt Trip

Thanks to an unfortunate sheep incident-please don't ask-I lost my job as a wedding photographer, and said good-riddance to my unsupportive fiancé.

Escaping to Scotland with a friend seemed like a great way to avoid the guilt.

Who knew I'd end up beneath the hottest soccer player on the planet.

Well, staying in the room under his anyway.

And temporarily working together at his family's pub-where he's recuperating from an injury.

A relationship is not on the menu, despite his talents in the k...