Bar Code: Your Personal Pocket Decoder to the Modern Dating Scene

Now both men and women can put a name to their pain with BarCode, a sassy glossary of words, definitions, and etymologies that perfectly articulates the blissand the blundersof modern dating. This is the ultimate "she said/he said" for anyone who ever regretted saying anything.

The Agony and the ExtoSee\the agone and the xtace\n.: Cosmic law that states your most embarrassing moment will be witnessed by your ex.

Kisstake\kistak\n.: The act of being caught swapping saliva with someone other th...