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Do your buddies know “The Code”? in a hilarious guide inspired by a memorable episode of the hit CBSv television show How I Met Your Mother, ultimate bro Barney Stinson outlines how a bro should behave in any situation.
The Bro Code is a living document, like the Constitution. Although it dates back to the American Revolution, The Bro Code has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code has only been verbally communicated between those “in the bro.” Until now. Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical. When attending a strip club, a Bro never wears jeans. These are only two of the truths in an epic code of conduct for dudes, essential for ensuring a man’s success in daily life and garnering him respect from his buddies. If a dude breaks the code, he risks losing face, friends, and most importantly— women. For the first time ever, The Bro Code spells out 150 rules men need to know in order to behave properly among other bros. This code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros and illustrations, The Bro Code will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.
Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by an internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it "the Bro Code."
For centuries men have attempted to follow this code with no universal understanding of what such an arrangement meant: Is it okay to hug a Bro?* If I'm invited to a Bro's wedding, do I really have to bring a gift? Can I sleep with a Bro's sister or mother or both?
Now, for the first time on paper, I have recorded the rules of social decorum that Bros have practiced since the dawn of man...if not before. The Bro Code previously existed only as an oral tradition (heh), so I have journeyed the globe to piece together and transcribe the scattered fragments of the Bro Code, pausing only to flesh it out myself (double heh). While not intending to write a "Guide to Being a Bro," if men should treat it as such and pass this compendium of knowledge from one generation to the next, I have little doubt it would bring a tear to my eye. But not out of it. That would be a violation of Article 41: A Bro never cries.
It is my hope that, with a better understanding of the Bro Code, Bros the world over can put aside their differences and strengthen the bonds of brotherhood. It is then, and only then, that we might work together as one to accomplish perhaps the most important challenge society faces — getting laid. Before dismissing this pursuit as crass and ignoble, consider this postulate: without the sport inherent in trying to bang chicks, would men willingly have sex for the sole purpose of producing smelly, screaming babies?
Centuries from now, when a Bro applies the rudiments of the Bro Code to score a three-boobed future chick, the only thanks I'll need is the knowledge that I — in whatever small capacity — Bro'd him out...though if he could figure out how to bring me back to life, that would be pretty awesome, too. — Barney Stinson ™ & © 2008 by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. All rights reserved.
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Posted April 6, 2009
A very funny book. Writen as-if from the viewpoint of Barney Stinson. Barney if the character played by Neil-Patrick Harris on the comedy 'How I Met Your Mother'. The book is writtten to be read very easily. It's broken up into article points, approximately one-per-page. So it's easy to pick up and read from anywhere in the book.
Barney is characterized as being a very overt Womanizer. No woman could resist him, and he would do almost anything to get the woman (for their one-night stand). But his character believed whole-heartedly in the adage 'Bros before Hoes'. And that he would do anything/everything in his power the help his 'Bros' score, and that they should do the same for him.
In the TV-series he makes reference to 'The Bro Code' many times. Claiming it as an actual legitimate printed text, not just an imaginary code of honor amongst fellow males. This book is that printed text.
Many humorous refences/instructions on how to look out for your bros. Whether it be hiding him from an ex-girlfriend, to lying for him to help him score the uber-babe.
He does site that some 'chicks' (women) are better bros in some cases. Like they know what a prospective one-night stand may wanna hear about you, to seal the deal and what-not.
To wrap-it-up. If you are a fan of the hit Television show, a fan of good-natured humor, or just wanna have a good coffe table book you know your friends won't be able to resist picking-up and thumbing thru. I recommend this book. I've had many a friend just casually pick it up and after a quick glance start reading passages aloud.
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Posted February 25, 2012
This is legen wait for it dairy
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Posted January 18, 2011
The bro code is fullof usefull bro standards and rles. Out of all of the man rule books i have read this is by far the most reasonabl and publically acceptable behavior. I highly reccomend this book for any bro or man who wants some great rules to live by.
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Posted May 11, 2009
The premise: we are all presided over by innate rules of conduct and behavior - some call it morality - but Bros in the know call it the Bro Code. This side-splitting prize comes fully loaded with penetrating parody. Although a quick read, "The Bro Code" is suitably weighted with entertaining one-liners. Men, keep this awesome book on your coffee table, or your desk. Women, buy this book for a peak into the psyche of a Bro in the know. This effortless and gratifying book makes a great gift.
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Posted February 27, 2012
Best guide ever need to now
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Posted January 3, 2011
This book reminds me greatly of the many misadventures of Barney Stinson on the LEGENDARY show How i Met Your Mother, it is a funny book whether or not the author is gay or straight
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Posted February 2, 2010
Written as if the character from the show was alive and well and living in New York City. This book was great fun to give as a gift to my son, who is a big fan of the show "How I Met Your Mother". It brought about a great deal of laughter and even more when he shared it with his friends back at school!
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Posted May 23, 2009
Here I am, wingman to many friends but constantly wondering about two questions.
"Am I the BEST wingman a bro can have?"
"When I choose my BRO, what test can I use?"
Well, Barney Stinson and Matt Kuhn have come to the rescue with a set of easy to remember and analytically based rules and tests that will give guidance to all wingmen and bros out there.
Barney Stinson has inspired me, motivated me, and made me feel good about myself and my ability to be the best bro my buddies can ask for. He is my Oprah!
I heartily recommend this book for all high school boys who want to learn the sacred responsibilities of being a bro. They should use this book in health class as it will stop these young men from making many mistakes that all of us bros make before learning how to be a bro.
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Posted February 19, 2009
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I bought this as a gift for my sister, but being a fan of the show ("How I Met Your Mother"), I ended up reading it before I gave it to her. This is classic Barney, so if you're a big fan of the show and you find that whole totally mistaken male mentality thing amusing, this is a great book. It's definately good for light reading and entertainment. Guys, I wouldn't count on using any of this advice in real life!
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Posted December 28, 2008
I couldn't help but laugh the entire time I read the book. It's pretty funny how many trigger memories from my life with my best friends. <BR/><BR/>While the book is funny, it insults the continuity of the show. I watched the episode from season 3 ("The Goat") that introduced the Bro Code. In that show, certain articles of the Bro Code and the article numbers mentioned do not correspond to the book except for Article I and Article 34. The others have different article numbers in the book. Matt Kuhn, the write of the book, is a complete idiot.
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Posted January 30, 2013
Perfect, plenty of laughs and awesome adventure.
I highly recommend this book.
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Posted January 29, 2013
There are 195 pages and 150 articles
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Posted January 11, 2013
This book deserves a freeze frame high-5!!
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Posted September 3, 2012
Awesome book
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Posted May 28, 2012
Funny, short book. Fans of the show will love it. Those that arent fans still love it, but wont understand jokes that refer to "How I Met Your Mother". It's truly the ultimate guide on being a bro
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Posted April 5, 2012
Awesome
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Posted February 23, 2012
Best find ever!!!!!!
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Posted January 29, 2012
Need a good laugh this is the book for you.
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Posted January 7, 2012
I love How i met your mother and this book just makes me love it 10x more! Even though I am a women, I find this book so funny! I'm just sad that it was such a quick read. I'm planning on reading the Playbook next. Great book :) If you need a good laugh, READ THIS BOOK!
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Posted April 6, 2013
Bromance broseph bromagedon broski
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Overview
Do your buddies know “The Code”? in a hilarious guide inspired by a memorable episode of the hit CBSv television show How I Met Your Mother, ultimate bro Barney Stinson outlines how a bro should behave in any situation.
The Bro Code is a living document, like the Constitution. Although it dates back to the American Revolution, The Bro Code has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code has only been verbally communicated between those “in the bro.” ...