Grumpy Puck

Calliope Thanks to my needy pet rat, I'm banned from working at all Florida theme parks. So what's a person to do? Get a job as a mascot for a local hockey team, of course. I didn't expect to get pushed into a pool on my first day by the grouchiest, hottest player on the team. Nor could I have imagined that we'd get locked into an evacuated building together and share an angry kiss that would get caught on video. Or that said video would go viral, sending ticket sales for our games through ...