- Shopping Bag ( 0 items )
Available on NOOK devices and apps
Want a NOOK? Explore Now
Want a NOOK? Explore Now
When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover—she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart . . . which is unfortunately on a battlefield.
Anonymous
Posted February 21, 2012
I am one of The Hunger Games BIGGEST fans, and I do not find this offensive at all. It is just to make people laugh and to honor the humor that can be brought to any novel.
83 out of 112 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 12, 2012
Absolutely hilarious. I got the sample and will definitely be getting the book itself. I love The Hunger Games, and this is a greatly amusing parody of it. Can't wait to read the whole book!!
47 out of 69 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 16, 2012
The hunger games is the best and this is just stupid
36 out of 96 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted March 2, 2012
Not really good
28 out of 75 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 18, 2012
The hunger games is an amazing series and this book makes fun of it. Hate this book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23 out of 68 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 11, 2012
Who ever u are y should be ashamed for writing this book the hunger games is a great series
15 out of 35 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 24, 2012
This is like making a joke out of suzanne collins!!!!!!
Ya its funny but still she worked so hard and now they r makin jokes.
14 out of 53 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 19, 2012
I cant even believe someone wld do this....just understand tht the series is amazing so dont even try to write a parody.....doesnt even deserve 1 star...
14 out of 36 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 23, 2012
This book looks kinda mean suzanne collins booksare amazing Hunger games forever!!!!!( not pains)
13 out of 42 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 21, 2012
I read the sample and it was so funny! This might be to make fun of the hunger games but its so funny you have to laugh! Even haters of the hunger games are going to have a good laugh.
13 out of 26 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 21, 2012
This author has issues i am suprised that she wasnt sued
13 out of 44 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted April 8, 2012
The only thing I'm making fun of (besides this hilarious book) is how many people are freaking out. Also, barely any of you can spell. It's a PARODY. I seriously doubt Suzanne Collins cares. She's still making money. I personally LOVED The Hunger Games and love the merchandise too (including this "offensive" book) and I think you all need to chill out.
12 out of 15 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 27, 2012
The best series is beeing made fun of?
11 out of 28 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 25, 2012
I personally love the Hunger Games series. I was kind of disappointed when I read the sample.
10 out of 27 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 23, 2012
Very disrespectful!!!!!! Would u like it if someone screwed up something that u worked hard on....i mean COME ON!!!!! the freaking movie hasnt even came out yet and ppl are already making a parody of an AMAZING SERIES!!! dont buy the parody, buy the real one which is called "the hunger GAMES" (not PAINS!!!!)
10 out of 28 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted March 23, 2012
I think that this is just a fun way to make kids read it.I know that some of us dont like it and sum do...but all you haters read the book all the way and then post the rude stuff you posted cause you can call this book dumb and stupid and make the athour fell bad or...you can be nice and post good things.If you hate this post then whatever cause i could not care at all...btws you guys are just being mean you kniw how long it takes to write a great book like this.well get over this and go get a life ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¿¿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 out of 10 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted March 21, 2012
Everyone is leaving mean comments on this book. I would like 2 say TAKE A CHILL PILL! It is just a random funny parody book! Its is actually a funny book! I would suggest this to anybody who has read the hunger games! I would not suggest it to people who cant take a joke. Lolz... catpiss XD
8 out of 10 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted March 9, 2012
I only gave istar because cant give it 0!Terrible
7 out of 20 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted March 4, 2012
Stop complaining that this is disrespectful. The author was just trying to make a hilarious parody. People do it on youtube but you dont complain. Whats the difference?
7 out of 15 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.Anonymous
Posted February 22, 2012
Did not like it
7 out of 18 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.
Overview
WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME! THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS
When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover—she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss ...