Men Are Better Than Women

Men Are Better Than Women

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by Dick Masterson
     
 

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Through a process of exhaustive man research he calls "keeping his eyes open," Dick Masterson has compiled a Magnum-size list of the ways men are better than women. It is an infallible compendium of man's greatness, filled with the most egregiously fallacious arguments ever put to words, but with some kind of miraculous, rock-solid man logic dripping like motor oil

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Through a process of exhaustive man research he calls "keeping his eyes open," Dick Masterson has compiled a Magnum-size list of the ways men are better than women. It is an infallible compendium of man's greatness, filled with the most egregiously fallacious arguments ever put to words, but with some kind of miraculous, rock-solid man logic dripping like motor oil from every sentence. It is a manifesto more memorable than bullshit like High Fidelity or which Axe baby powder Maxim thinks you should slap on your nuts before clubbing, more chock-full of devastating man quotes than Oscar Wilde with two wangs. Most important, it is the only one of its kind. In Men Are Better Than Women, Dick Masterson dispenses logic from his man mouth into the eyes of his male readers like some kind of mighty mother man eagle with nutrient-rich word vomit. It's a book that makes you feel like driving a train into a dynamite factory and then tearing a telephone book apart with your bare hands, just because that's the way men have always done it.

Masterson's chapters are simple and self-contained, demand no commitments from readers, and have an immediate payoff. Men Are Better Than Women is a dangerous work of satire — not dangerous in a revolutionary sense, but dangerous in that it walks the razor-thin line between cruelty and absurdity. That line is called hilarious.

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781416953814
Publisher:
Gallery Books
Publication date:
04/08/2008
Edition description:
Original
Pages:
272
Sales rank:
283,877
Product dimensions:
5.50(w) x 0.70(h) x 8.20(d)

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Men Are Better Than Women 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 45 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is hilarious on multiple levels. I found myself laughing uncontrollably countless times, and that's the way I love reading. Yes, we all know that it's man-piggish and egotistical, but that's the point. IT'S A JOKE. I myself am a man, and I'm humanist (not feminist. I believe equal rights have truly been bestowed, and time will take care of the rest. Women are capable of great things, and society no longer is holding them down.) and I think this is one of the most comical works that I've ever read. A proper approach to reading this book and not getting irritated, I've found, is to treat it like Stephen Colbert's Book (or TV show, likewise). And, lastly, if you need proof that it's all in humor, check out the identity he goes by on the book. 'Dick Masterson.' It's man humor. If women don't think it's funny, they don't have to read it.
Guest More than 1 year ago
this book should replace every Bible in hotel/motel nightstands...
Guest More than 1 year ago
Unlike many of today's comedians/satirists, Mr. Masterson does not bow to the world's ideas of formation and compulsive acceptance. This book will make you question roles that have been enforced for so long, and you'll never want to put it down.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
okay i am a GIRL and i think this book is hilarious. i know it's a book putting down women however, i must admit, a lot of what "dick" says rings true :x i laughed out loud reading this. i don't think anyone should get defensive about it because it is only one man's opinion. worth reading. but not if you're easily offended.
Guest More than 1 year ago
3 or 4 years ago I prolly wouldnt agree with what he says in this book, but now I totally agree with EVERYTHING he says in this book. Female's are beautiful, wonderful,sexy great people and i dont hate woman but he does have a point to everything he says in this book. so BUY IT!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Every word of this book is true.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Dick Masterson truly knows his facts, and this book has it all. It truly shows how woman are. Now, i'm not an anti-feminist or anything. I myself have a girlfriend. I'm telling you,this book is a must have for any male.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Men = women
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I can't believe that anyone is taking this seriously, especially after reading the egregiously over-the-tope description. Hilarious read. ~Belladonna, a FEMALE.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Man and women ARE EQUAL!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny and true
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Fabulous book - gets into details about the man-woman relationship and why men are ultimately superior to women. Whether it is groundbreaking research or explorations or inventions.... men have led the way in a BIG manner and will always continue to do so. Great job by Dick Masterson!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Awesome book. Funny from cover to cover without pause. This book is rude, unrelenting, and 100% manly.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Dick Masterson. Lol
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am, unlike most of the people who are reading this, am not whining about it's contents and saying that it leads to stilted, false relations (and unrealistic expectations) between the sexes (What, no! I was not describing Cosmopolitan magazine! Although...the only difference between the two is ONE of the publications is trying to be funny and the other is manipulative trash used against the other gender to acquire things that the reader doesn't need, but are told that they need these things to be "satisfied". I will let you guess which is which). That being said, this takes a few un P.C. jokes and stretches it to 150 pages of barely-concealed venom against the female race, leaving me to wonder (1) Why?, and (2) Who is this for? Ted Bundy? Gordon Lake Station, IN
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You know what's even funnier than this book? Angry feminists with no sense of humor. If you're taking it seriously, you are completely missing the point.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
AND I DONT REGRET IT
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Sounds good
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