My Boys Can Swim!: The Official Guy's Guide to Pregnancy

My Boys Can Swim!: The Official Guy's Guide to Pregnancy

by Ian Davis, Ian Davis
     
 

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Finally—A Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to Sleep
My Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn't put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what's it going to do

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Finally—A Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to Sleep
My Boys Can Swim! tells real men everything they really want to know about pregnancy, such as: How much is it going to cost? Why does your wife primp before seeing her doctor when she hasn't put a stitch of make-up on for you in months? And, most important, what's it going to do to your sex life?
This rollicking, laugh-out-loud book is for expectant dads in search of bottom-line pregnancy information, without all that boring touchy-feely stuff you find in those books written for women. Inside you'll discover helpful—and hilarious—information and insights on such topics as:
The Maternity Wardrobe: "A key part of the maternity wardrobe is maternity underwear—parachute-like undies big enough to fit an NFL defensive lineman."
Baby Names: "Don't give your kids mockable names like Thaddeus, which is Greek for 'I'm a dork and should be beaten up.'"
The Birth: "No one told me it's normal that babies' heads can be misshapen at birth. I was convinced that my wife gave birth to Veldar, the conehead."

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Finally—A Pregnancy Book That Won't Put Men to Sleep

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780761521679
Publisher:
Crown Publishing Group
Publication date:
09/22/1999
Pages:
112
Sales rank:
257,955
Product dimensions:
5.30(w) x 7.00(h) x 0.30(d)

Meet the Author

New father Ian Davis is a lobbyist in Washington, D.C., for a Fortune 500 company.

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