Paraplegic Zombie Slayer (Lost DMB Files #35) [NOOK Book]

Overview

Never get between a man's wheelchair and his sons.

"In the dust zone every man lives with a shotgun under his mattress and a bullet in his brain."

"Holy S#!% I hope I just sat in chocolate pudding."

Life in the post apocalyptic dust ...
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Paraplegic Zombie Slayer (Lost DMB Files #35)

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Overview

Never get between a man's wheelchair and his sons.

"In the dust zone every man lives with a shotgun under his mattress and a bullet in his brain."

"Holy S#!% I hope I just sat in chocolate pudding."

Life in the post apocalyptic dust zone of the Texas Panhandle can be brittle at best. Georgy Founder has already lost his wife, his daughter and his legs. But he still has three sons.

With ingenuity and cunning the Founders have learned the secrets to surviving their threatening environs. But fear has governed them for too long. Survival is no longer enough. As neurotoxin-ravaged Twitchers rally for control over the region, Georgy is forced to reconcile his past in order to provide his sons a future worth living.

"If all my life's worth of reading was just to find this story, it would so totally be worth it."

Note from the Editor:
The Truth in History Society (THS), commonly known as lost file conspiracists, have beat their drum for nearly a dozen years. I, like most, ignored them. Unlike most, I was kidnapped. While initially ticked off by this, not getting exploded (another story altogether) ultimately balanced the scales.

Since then I have rigorously set about curating and editing all known Lost DMB Files while maintaining as scientific of an approach to these pulpy stories as possible. Now I count myself among the zealous believers in their authenticity, not simply as pulp fiction, but as journalistic tales preserving historic fact.

My promise to the reader is to seek out these Lost DMB files and present them to you unabridged and unaltered from their original intent for as long as I am able. I also vow to do my best to allow you to draw your own conclusions as to their historical value and contemporary commentary. (I’ll refrain from my preachy tendencies as best I can!)

Finally, be forewarned. Becoming lost in these “lost files” and the world they reconstruct is difficult to resist. May what once was lost be found.

Professor Jim “Buck” Buckner

All known Lost DMB Files (including assumed gaps):
Reefer Ranger (#9)
Del Rio Con Amor (#14)
Fistful of Reefer (#17)
The Austin Job (#18)
Hell’s Womb (#22)
Get Doc Quick (#24)
McCutchen’s Bones (#25)
Twitch and Die! (#26)
Paraplegic Zombie Slayer (#35)
Fourth Horseman (#43)
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014389013
  • Publisher: David Mark Brown
  • Publication date: 5/24/2012
  • Series: Lost DMB Files , #35
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 881,647
  • File size: 442 KB

Meet the Author

David has published non-fiction as well as novels, shorts and novellas within the Lost DMB Files universe. Feel free to google, poke, fan or like him, but do it fast before he's disappeared by the FBI. (After that all inquires will have to be sent through the Dept. of Homeland Security.)

Raised in Central Texas, David Mark Brown learned to ride horses at a young age. Then learned to hate them after a disastrous attempt to impress a girlfriend. He was five.

Turning instead to a life of poetry and prose he eventually migrated north to the University of Montana (the Berkeley of the Rockies) and became the Redneck Granola.

Falling in love with a chainsaw wielding mountain woman forced him to reconsider his chosen career path--Hemingway on a sailboat. Instead he illuminated the path of life to college students as a spiritual guide for over a dozen years while his wife (now a pharmacist) squirreled away enough acorns for David to embrace the sultry world of commercial fiction.

After legally snatching a little Vietnamese boy and creating another son via more natural means the happy family settled in Idaho. David still rides horses, but only in black and never for fun.

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