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The Real Mother Goose

The Real Mother Goose

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by Selena Kitt

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~*~*~2010 EPIC AWARD FINALIST!~*~*~

Settle yourself in for a wicked bed time story, a hot, wild ride through nursery rhymes like you've never heard them before.

Set in a fantastical world where the privileged few own and raise sex slaves like beloved pets, Mother herself is the star of the show, wielding a riding crop and taking care


~*~*~2010 EPIC AWARD FINALIST!~*~*~

Settle yourself in for a wicked bed time story, a hot, wild ride through nursery rhymes like you've never heard them before.

Set in a fantastical world where the privileged few own and raise sex slaves like beloved pets, Mother herself is the star of the show, wielding a riding crop and taking care of and training her young charges with a firm and skillful hand.

But where has Father Goose wandered off to, and who will take Mother in hand when she ventures too far?

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CreateSpace Publishing
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5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.36(d)

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Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And can't tell where to find them.
Leave them alone,
And they'll come home,
Wagging their tails behind them.

"Peep!" The voice shook the room and the startled girl looked up as Mother came in. "Do you know where your sheep are now?"

"No, Mother." The girl looked up from her position, kneeling on the floor, her blue eyes wide. "I penned them before I left, I swear it."

Mother Goose came toward her, the high heels of her soft boots clicking on the floor. She squatted down before Peep, whose hands were bound behind her to her feet with pink satin sashes.

"You are a pretty little one." Mother lifted the girl's chin and studied her face, her gaze moving over the girl's body, the pink and white corset drawn tight, her blonde curls spilling over her shoulders, partially hiding Peep's rosy little nipples. "Sometimes I think you're just playing dumb."

"No, Mother," Peep implored, shaking her head. "I penned them. I promise you."

"Is that so?" Mother stood. Peep looked up Mother's long legs, encased in black fishnet stockings and garters, the dark triangle between her legs exposed, as it always was, for easy access.

Mother had taken to wearing black since Father had crossed over, and her mood was ever changeable, but lately she seemed often cross and hard to please. Mother tapped her toe in front of Peep's knee, folding her arms over her ample breasts, pushed up high in her black corset, but covered with the sheer, lace peignoir she always wore, unbuttoned to the floor.

"Mother, please," Peep pleaded. "I will go tend them, if you letme."

Mother walked over to the cabinet and the girl moaned, the sound caught halfway between regret and anticipation. "I think we need a little correction, don't you?" Mother's voice drifted over her shoulder as she chose a small cat o'nine tails from her collection.

"Please," Peep pleaded again, her eyes downcast. "I'll be a good girl."

"Yes," Mother murmured, coming to caress the her cheek with her soft hand. "You will."

Mother reached behind the girl and began untying the pink satin ribbon binding her. Peep sighed in relief, rolling her tired shoulders once her arms were free. She leaned forward onto her hands and knees as Mother began to untie her feet, but then the older woman stopped.

"No ... this is good." Mother tightened the sashes at the girl's ankles, chuckling. "Turn around, Little Bo Peep who's lost her sheep, and doesn't know were to find them."

Peep did as she was told, turning her face toward the wall on her hands and knees, using her hands to slowly work herself around. She felt Mother's hand caressing her ass, and she shivered, looking back over her shoulder at the older woman. Mother squatted down behind her, beginning to drip the many straps of the cat o'nine tails over Peep's behind like a little leather waterfall.

"Peep's little puss," Mother whispered, parting the dark blonde fuzz with her fingers to peer in at the pink treasure. "I love peeping at Peep's little puss." Mother giggled, wiggling her fingers through and finding the girl's clit.

"Oh, Mother!" Peep moaned, lifting her bottom in the air as much as she could with her feet tied together at the ankles.

"That's right, Peep," Mother encouraged, with her finger and her voice. The girl's clit was swollen and pulsing. "You like it so much, don't you?"

Peep nodded, glad her long blonde hair covered her red, flushed face. Mother's fingers rubbed there, making her moan with pleasure. Peep's little puss was incredibly responsive, her lips swelling, the pink color deepening to a rosier shade.

"You've been a naughty shepherdess, haven't you, Peep?" Mother asked, standing behind her. The girl nodded, her blonde hair falling in waves falling over the stone floor. She felt the first blow from the cat o'nine tails, almost a gentle thing, with just a little sting. She twisted and squirmed.

"Oh, Mother, please," Peep whispered. Her pussy throbbed from the older woman's attention.

"Yes, tell me." Another blow, and then another. Mother waited.

"I lost my sheep," the girl sobbed, feeling another slap, another. Her bottom felt hot. She cried out as she felt three more stings from the cat o'nine tails in quick succession. "Oh, Mother! Please!"

But the older woman was catching a rhythm now, and Peep heard her working hard. She lashed the girl again and again, until Peep's bottom felt red and raw and huge, and her pussy--it was on fire, throbbing with longing. She hid her shamed face behind her curtain of hair, her tears falling onto the stone floor.

"Now, are you going to find those sheep, Miss Peep?" Mother grabbed the girl by the hair and pulled her head back, looking down at her tear-stained face. Peep nodded, moaning softly, looking dazed, her eyes glassy. "But first, you're going to do penance, aren't you? On your knees."

Peep nodded, tears still streaming down her rosy cheeks. "Yes, Mother."

Meet the Author

Selena Kitt is a NEW YORK TIMES bestselling and award-winning author of erotic and romance fiction. She is one of the highest selling erotic writers in the business with over two million books sold!

Her writing embodies everything from the spicy to the scandalous, but watch out-this kitty also has sharp claws and her stories often include intriguing edges and twists that take readers to new, thought-provoking depths.

When she's not pawing away at her keyboard, Selena runs an innovative publishing company (excessica.com) and bookstore (excitica.com), as well as two erotica and erotic romance promotion companies (excitesteam.com and excitespice.com) and she now runs the Erotica Readers and Writers Association.

Her books EcoErotica (2009), The Real Mother Goose (2010) and Heidi and the Kaiser (2011) were all Epic Award Finalists. Her only gay male romance, Second Chance, won the Epic Award in Erotica in 2011. Her story, Connections, was one of the runners-up for the 2006 Rauxa Prize, given annually to an erotic short story of "exceptional literary quality."

Her book, Babysitting the Baumgartners, is now an adult film by Adam & Eve, starring Mick Blue, Anikka Albrite, Sara Luvv and A.J. Applegate.

She can be reached on her website at: www.selenakitt.com

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Real Mother Goose (An Erotic / Erotica BDSM Fairy Tale Romance) 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 344 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This for me was amazing!! I understand this book may be offensive to some, but in all honesty one look at the cover and you should know whether this is of your liking or not. I myself loved this book. Selena Kitt know how to turn something so innocent as bedtime rhymes, and turn it into something so lustful that your begging to read more. However down at the core of this book is a women that takes control her own sexuality, and is not controled by anyone else on how she should be.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is very sexy and seriously erotic. Not a book for PRUDES! or the FAINT HEARTED. Its heavy duty sexual and i enjoyed it immensenly. One of the best erotica stories ive ever read. One reviewer gave this book a bad review based off a short sample claiming that mother goose was a bad mother lol which was funny because this IS NOT AN ACTUAL BOOK ABOUT ANYBODYS MOTHER! So its stupid to rate a book and review it if you havent read it. Anways i do like some of this authors other work except the bookks with the more "taboo" storylines - just not into those but i would recommend this book and a few others by this talented author.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
What a wild imagination this author has! I was expecting it to be fun but it went far beyond. This is a fantastic read in every sense of the word. Just when I thought it couldn't get any more fantastic, it does. I couldn't believe some of the things that happened. Great happy end too. Definitely recommend!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
WOW!!! This was my first erotica book I've read and compared to all the others I've read since This is DEFINATELY THE BEST!!! Couldn't put it down!! It will definately get you in the mood! lol
Mistie69 More than 1 year ago
I love Selena Kitt. She is very good at being down right raunchy and I thoroughly enjoy her books. If you wanna read one of her books that is a little less BDSM, read Red Riding Hood. I cant find it on B&N anymore. She is definitely one of my favorites. I just wish the books were longer, but for the price you cannot complain.
Dollfacedqunt666 More than 1 year ago
I wish all the fairy tales were like this, id definitely enjoy falling to sleep. fanciful characters and the memories of who ur lil bo peep was will take you on a ride. not a steamy as some of her other work, but it is an entertaining read.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Little Bo Peep, Little Boy Blue, Humpty Dumpty, I guarantee you'll never think of them the same way again! I am still in aw of this author's imagination. How can you make stuff so strange and out-there into something so erotic? The little game of Simon Says at the fair alone was worth the read. Whew! And I loved the ending. Perfect fairy tale.
James Mullinaux More than 1 year ago
This is not the real Mother Goose. But then you already suspected that. This is Mother Goose after she met the Marquis de Sade. Selena has done a good job of eroticizing these familiar tales for those of us who are brave enough to venture there. A bit heavy on BDSM and gay sex for my own personal tastes, but for those so inclined (or curious), they should be salaciously satisfying. If you fancy your Mother Goose in a black leather corset and high boots then you will be very happy indeed. JMax
book_germ More than 1 year ago
This was a great read, i love how they twisted the mother goose story charecters and alltogether it had a great story line to follow the ending was my favorite part really neat and sadistic lol
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Set in a world you won't believe, this bdsm fantasy goes from strange to sweet to hot and back again. I can't hardly describe it, but I know I liked it. Lots of sex in a nursery rhyme world turned upside down.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I thought this would would be silly or goofy give the subject matter, but while it was definitely fantastical it wasn't stupid or ridiculous. It has to be hard to write about living flowers with sexual proclivities and catgirls/women who serve as more than just pets without getting ridiculous, but this author manages! Mother Goose is one hot mama. Glad I picked this up!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I really enjoyed the book. The author has some imagination. She kept the fire going . No dull moments. The characters were hilarious.. never would have imagined putting all of the nursery rhymes together like that. Parts of the story did get weird with the animal/human thing...could have done without some of that.. but overall a hot and spicy read..
Sarah Koppenhoefer More than 1 year ago
I expected to simply get a good laugh out of this book but instead found it to be a fun and imaginative read. The author made the characters seem real with how much detail she gabe. Two thumbs up! :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I was incredibly impressed with how imaginative this author is. I've never heard nursery rhymes like this that's for sure. These aren't short stories - it's a whole book, but there's a new nursery rhyme at each cahpter and the author ties it all together beautifully. Wow. I want to meet Mother goose!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved this book, and have reread it multiple times. If you love hot and steamy, this book is a must!
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I must say this book was more than I expected...hot...steamy and an all around good story!
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Writing well done lots of details erotic romance enjoyable
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This book is very hot. For anyone that reads the sample she is not their real mother it is just what they call Mother Goose.
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