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6 Dr. Seuss Characters Who Would Make Great Babysitters

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Babysitters—you entrust them with your children, your home, your wifi password. You hand them a list of emergency numbers (pizza joint included), give them a few hurried instructions about baths and bedtime, and (ideally) run out the door before your angel/devils even notice, free to enjoy a blissful evening of kid-free fun. Alas, finding a quality sitter you trust is no easy task. If only we could conjure up the perfect caregiver—a nurturing nanny kids will instantly love, like someone from a Dr. Seuss book—who would guarantee a wacky, wild, and totally jovial time for all. The kids (a.k.a. your own personal Thing 1 and Thing 2) would gladly say goodbye to Mom and Dad for an adventurous evening with one of these endearingly quirky characters. And you could feel good knowing your youngsters are in good hands—or, you know, paws. Plus, you know none of them will sit there playing Candy Crush while your kids tip over all the potted plants. Here are the 6 characters from Dr. Seuss’s great canon that we would most easily trust with our tender offspring.

Horton Hears a Who!

Horton Hears a Who!

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Horton Hears a Who!

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Horton (Horton Hears a Who!)
Horton the elephant is a gentle giant with a huge heart. When he discovers a tiny planet with a whole community of microscopic creatures living on an itty-bitty speck of dust, he vows to protect Whoville with all his might—despite the snickers of malicious skeptics, vile vultures, and one Sour Kangaroo. Horton knows that “a person is a person no matter how small.” With an attitude like that, it’s safe to say that he would make a loving, considerate, and caring babysitter. (And work for peanuts!) (Sorry! We had to.)

Horton (Horton Hears a Who!)
Horton the elephant is a gentle giant with a huge heart. When he discovers a tiny planet with a whole community of microscopic creatures living on an itty-bitty speck of dust, he vows to protect Whoville with all his might—despite the snickers of malicious skeptics, vile vultures, and one Sour Kangaroo. Horton knows that “a person is a person no matter how small.” With an attitude like that, it’s safe to say that he would make a loving, considerate, and caring babysitter. (And work for peanuts!) (Sorry! We had to.)

The Lorax

The Lorax

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The Lorax

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Lorax (The Lorax)
Left in the care of the Lorax, your child might end up hugging trees and covered in dirt. But is that really such a bad thing? The nature-loving Lorax “speaks for the trees for the trees have no tongues.” He’s an amazing advocate for the colorful Truffula plants, so chances are he’ll also take good care of your precious little sweet peas—although he might be thrown off by all their moving and talking, and he may not let them play Xbox.

Lorax (The Lorax)
Left in the care of the Lorax, your child might end up hugging trees and covered in dirt. But is that really such a bad thing? The nature-loving Lorax “speaks for the trees for the trees have no tongues.” He’s an amazing advocate for the colorful Truffula plants, so chances are he’ll also take good care of your precious little sweet peas—although he might be thrown off by all their moving and talking, and he may not let them play Xbox.

Green Eggs and Ham

Green Eggs and Ham

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Green Eggs and Ham

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Sam-I-Am, (Green Eggs and Ham)
Anyone who’s tried to get a toddler to eat an actual meal with protein and veggies will admire Sam-I-Am’s sheer persistence. He actually gets a man (who has stubbornness of a three year old!) to eat green eggs and ham—which is more than your average teenage babysitter can do.

Sam-I-Am, (Green Eggs and Ham)
Anyone who’s tried to get a toddler to eat an actual meal with protein and veggies will admire Sam-I-Am’s sheer persistence. He actually gets a man (who has stubbornness of a three year old!) to eat green eggs and ham—which is more than your average teenage babysitter can do.

Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?

Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?

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Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?

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Old Man, (Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?)
Full of wise adages, the old man from The Desert of Drize shows compassion and empathy for a sad boy named Duckie. He puts things in perspective and teaches the young man a lesson in life and gratitude. Plus, he probably won’t raid your fridge. If only all babysitters could be so thoughtful.

Old Man, (Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?)
Full of wise adages, the old man from The Desert of Drize shows compassion and empathy for a sad boy named Duckie. He puts things in perspective and teaches the young man a lesson in life and gratitude. Plus, he probably won’t raid your fridge. If only all babysitters could be so thoughtful.

The Cat in the Hat

The Cat in the Hat

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The Cat in the Hat

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The Cat (The Cat in the Hat)
Hear me out. The Cat causes mayhem, mess, and madness wherever he turns up, but, at the end of the chaotic day, he cleans up after himself—and that, my friends, is a rare and redeeming quality. Any parent who has come home to an absolute avalanche of broken toys, half-eaten snacks, and dirty diapers can appreciate the Cat’s attempt to tidy up after himself. At the end of the day, the house will be spotless and the kids will probably be fine.

The Cat (The Cat in the Hat)
Hear me out. The Cat causes mayhem, mess, and madness wherever he turns up, but, at the end of the chaotic day, he cleans up after himself—and that, my friends, is a rare and redeeming quality. Any parent who has come home to an absolute avalanche of broken toys, half-eaten snacks, and dirty diapers can appreciate the Cat’s attempt to tidy up after himself. At the end of the day, the house will be spotless and the kids will probably be fine.

Hop on Pop

Hop on Pop

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Hop on Pop

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Pop (Hop on Pop)
Listen, no one enjoys being a human (or bear) trampoline, but Pop puts up with the boisterous bouncing of his two cub children—because, well, it’s sort of his parental duty. He’s a dad, and he knows how to deal with toddler hyperactivity, plus he’s delightfully bouncy—so if he’s free on Saturday night, don’t hesitate to book him fast!
What Dr. Seuss character would you most like to have as a sitter?

Pop (Hop on Pop)
Listen, no one enjoys being a human (or bear) trampoline, but Pop puts up with the boisterous bouncing of his two cub children—because, well, it’s sort of his parental duty. He’s a dad, and he knows how to deal with toddler hyperactivity, plus he’s delightfully bouncy—so if he’s free on Saturday night, don’t hesitate to book him fast!
What Dr. Seuss character would you most like to have as a sitter?