Quiz: Which Member of The Baby-Sitters Club Are You?

After poring over the descriptions of Claud’s outrageous outfits (which look great on her but on anyone else would look insane), Stacey’s sophisticated demeanor (she’s from New York City, you know), Dawn’s healthy eating choices (she’s such an original), Kristy’s love of all things sporty (see: the baseball cap always perched on her head), Mary Anne’s mousy romanticism (which must count for something since she’s the only member with a steady boyfriend), Mallory’s love of writing and horse stories (and loathing of how her parents treat her like a baby even though she’s 11 years old), and Jessi’s graceful mannerisms (she’s a dancer, you guys)—perhaps you’re wondering, where would I fit into the BSC? Well, have we got the most dibbly fresh quiz for you.
Warning: If you’re taking this in hopes that you’ll end up being associate members Logan Bruno or Shannon Kilbourne or—good god, seriously?—late-to-the-game BSC member Abby Stevenson, please just stop reading right now because I. Just. Can’t. Even.
Now bust out your pen and paper (you can rip a sheet out of the club notebook—just don’t tell Kristy), because we’re doing this quiz old-school, Teen magazine–style.

1) How would you describe your personal style?
A) Total tomboy. Sample outfit: Jeans, Atlanta Braves T-shirt, and a baseball cap.
B) Eclectic and experimental. Sample outfit: Magenta lace leggings, men’s white tuxedo shirt with black piping, neon green high tops, and handmade earrings that look like disco balls.
C) Preppy and classic. Sample outfit: Short gray A-line skirt, plum and white striped boatneck sweater, plum tights, black flats.
D) Big-city sophisticated. Sample outfit: Black leather miniskirt, light blue button-down shirt, black ankle boots, and silver jewelry.
E) California casual. Sample outfit: Cuffed boyfriend jeans, oversized turquoise tank that says, “Beyoncé is my spirit animal,” plaid slip-on Vans without socks, dangly silver feather-shaped earrings, and a braided leather bracelet.
F) Coffee shop writer-in-residence. Sample outfit: Straight-leg jeans, faded blue T-shirt with graphic of a cat wearing hipster glasses, black grandpa cardigan, gold studs, and Saucony trainers.
G) Dancer chic. Sample outfit: Charcoal leggings, long white tank, pale pink cardigan, and ballet flats.
2) You’re doing the casting—who would play you in a movie?
A) Anna Kendrick
B) Maggie Q
C) Emma Watson
D) Cara Delevingne
E) Blake Lively
F) Emma Stone
G) Lupita Nyong’o

3) What’s your favorite throwback kids’ book series?
A) The Baby-Sitters Club
B) Nancy Drew
C) Sweet Valley High
D) Girl Talk
E) Goosebumps
F) Misty
G) Bad News Ballet

4) It’s pouring rain outside, and your babysitting charges are complaining that they’re bored. What do you do?
A) Organize an indoor scavenger hunt
B) Come up with a fun art project
C) Read them a book
D) Entertain them with stories about your days living in The City
E) Help them make guacamole to go with the homemade tortilla chips you brought over
F) Give them pencils, paper, and a story prompt
G) Teach them a dance routine to perform later for their parents

6) Choose a fictional nanny.
A) Nana from Peter Pan
B) Nanny Schuester from The Nanny Diaries
C) Aibileen Clark from The Help
D) Mary Poppins from Mary Poppins
E) Nurse Matilda from The Collected Tales of Nurse Matilda
F) Ole Golly from Harriet the Spy
G) Nanny from Eloise

7) What’s your fave Baby-Sitters Club Super Special book?
A) Baby-sitters’ Winter Vacation (The Baby-Sitters Club Super Special #3)
B) Baby-sitters’ Summer Vacation (The Baby-Sitters Club Super Special #2)
C) Sea City, Here We Come! (The Baby-Sitters Club Super Special #10)
D) New York, New York! (The Baby-Sitters Club Super Special #6)
E) California Girls! (The Baby-Sitters Club Super Special, #5)
F) Baby-sitters on Board! (The Baby-Sitters Club Super Special, #1)
G) Starring the Baby-sitters Club! (The Baby-Sitters Club Super Special, #9)
8) What trend from the ’80s do you wish would make a comeback?
A) Scrunchies
B) Puffy shirts
C) Penny loafers
D) Perms
E) Denim on denim
F) Fanny packs
G) Leg warmers
9) What’s your favorite junk food?
A) Twizzlers
B) Mallomars, Oreos, Snickers, jelly beans, Pop Tarts, Tootsie Rolls, Ring Dings, Doritos…
C) Milk chocolate M&M’s
D) Popcorn
E) I’d rather have something healthy like apple slices with natural peanut butter.
F) Pizza
G) Raisinets
10) Truth or dare?
A) Dare, as long as it doesn’t involve a boy.
B) Truth—I’m not afraid to express myself.
C) I’m not playing.
D) Dare—I’m pretty adventurous. Plus, I’d rather keep some things about myself private.
E) I’m fine either way.
F) Truth—there’s no way I’m doing something super-embarrassing in front of everyone.
G) I’ll pick whichever one my best friend picks; we like to stick together.
Now tally up those answers. The results are:

Mostly A’s: You’re Kristy Thomas. You’re assertive, loud, and bossy, but you own it. You’re a natural problem-solver, and you know nothing would get done if you weren’t around. Hello—the Baby-Sitters Club was your idea, after all. Your style is no-nonsense in terms of personality and fashion, and you don’t understand how someone could actually enjoy shopping—unless it’s for sporting equipment.

Mostly B’s: You’re Claudia Kishi. You’re passionate about creative pursuits, while academia isn’t really your strong suit. Your fashion choices are pretty avant garde. On anyone else, your ensembles would look totally insane, but on you? Let’s face it—the outfits still look insane. But you’ve got the confidence to pull it off. You’re also well aware that the only reason you’re club vice president is because you have your own phone line and an endless supply of Almond Joys.

Mostly C’s: You’re Mary Anne Spier. Most people would describe you as quiet and shy, but still waters run deep. You’re a romantic, cry easily, and are a sucker for a Southern accent. You’re also a loyal friend and keep a cool head in emergency situations. Your excellent penmanship makes you a great secretary—as does your ability to erase without ripping the page. You should consider adopting a kitten and naming him Tigger.

Mostly D’s: You’re Stacey McGill. You’re a sophisticated city slicker who seems way more mature than your friends, so it makes sense that your romantic interests skew a little older. Your mad math skills make you a natural choice for club treasurer. You’re open with your closest friends, but you tend to keep some things to yourself—after all, you’ve been burned by pals in the past. You also dot all of your i’s with a heart.

Mostly E’s: You’re Dawn Schaefer. No matter where you actually live, you’ve always got one foot firmly planted on the West Coast, which is part of why you appreciate the non-committal nature of being the club’s alternate officer. You’re a die-hard tree hugger and can’t fathom why someone would prefer a burger made with—gasp—red meat when they could have a delicious veggie burger with grilled kale instead. Friends describe your style as California casual even though no one really knows what that is.

Mostly F’s: You’re Mallory Pike. You either are or hope to be a writer or book illustrator someday. Coming from a big family has made you pretty patient, except when it comes to growing up—you can’t wait till everyone stops seeing you as a kid. Your older, cooler pal Claudia once described you as being “sturdy” (The Baby-Sitters Club #91: Claudia and the First Thanksgiving), whatever that’s supposed to mean.

Mostly G’s: You’re Jessi Ramsey. You’re graceful and lithe. You like to always have that just-came-from-ballet-class look, complete with hair up in a bun. You tend to have one best friend and are forever loyal to that person. You’re accustomed to hard work and are used to defying people’s expectations of you—unless that expectation is that you’re a dancer, because you totally are and don’t want anyone to ever forget it.
Which member of The Baby-Sitters Club are you?