The Mystery of the Giant Kohlrabi

Clementine grabbed Nero's arm as they tiptoed through the dark room. "Do you hear footsteps?"
Nero listened. "That's not footsteps. That's...slurping!"

When Nero and his family go to help their relatives harvest their top-secret, genetically engineered giant vegetables, he knows he'll be sleeping in house made from a pumpkin. He doesn't expect to be given rutabaga pie to eat. Isn't a rutabaga a kind of turnip? Or to find plants with spikes, teeth and swords, or a broccoli-headed alien. He cer...