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A vampire and a werewolf walk into a crime scene.


ALATHIA

Humans are making my life complicated. First, my booty call-boy falls in love with me, then a John Doe shows up, pinned to our office wall. Then a paranoid Doomsday Prepper starts stalking me. Ugh. As if being a vampire in the city isn't complicated enough.

SAMIRA

Honestly? All I want is to get my nails done, eat some ice cream, and sink my teeth into some human porterhouse on the full moon. But nooooo, some Human d-hole just has to up a...