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Don't Be a HO HO HO For Valentine's Day!: The Only Thing Getting Popped Should Be the Champagne Cork

By G'Bryella Whyt
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By G'Bryella Whyt
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The florist is booked. The jeweler is busy. The maître d' has a waiting list. And the man you're dating has suddenly developed strong philosophical objections to Valentine's Day. How fascinating.

Grandma would like to discuss this.

Don't Be a HO HO HO for Valentine's Day! is what happens when a wealthy, old-school grandmother with eighty years of standards meets modern dating.

Through savage rhyming verse and glamorous illustrations, Grandma takes on situationships, bare-minimum boyfriends, "l...