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Don't Be A HO HO HO This Halloween!: The only thing you should ride is a broom

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Don't Be a HO HO HO This Halloween is a funny, inappropriate adult Halloween gag book packed with outrageous rhymes, sexy costumes, bad dating decisions, and the kind of brutally old-fashioned advice only Grandma would dare to give.

Halloween is already full of questionable choices. The costumes are tight, the drinks are flowing, and suddenly that man in the corner starts looking a lot more interesting than he probably should. Grandma is here to ruin the mood before the night turns into a st...