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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,

Grandma was upset her grandson still hadn't found a spouse.

Apparently, he found thirty.

Welcome to 'Twas the Night Before Christmas-if Grandma found out what her gay grandson has actually been doing all year.

She believes in flowers, courtship, respectable gentlemen, and waiting until marriage.

He believes in men with abs.

She wants him to find Mr. Right.

He keeps finding Mr. Right Now.

And Grandma is about to receive a Christmas educa...

Don't Be A HO HO HO For Christmas: The Only Balls You Should Play With Are on the Tree