The Parking Lot Has Won Again: A Deeply Unqualified Study of Human Attention Span

You put it somewhere safe. That was your first mistake.
Right now, somewhere nearby, an adult is searching for a phone they're holding, standing in a room they walked into on purpose, wondering why they came in. If that person is occasionally you, welcome home.

The Parking Lot Has Won Again is a collection of short, funny, feel-good essays about the tiny ways modern life defeats all of us: the keys that vanish, the chair that slowly becomes a fabric monument to postponed decisions, the drawe...