Advice from a Jilted Bride

What's a girl to do after being ditched at the altar by text message? That's right. Text. Message. How does she pick up the pieces and move on? I'm no Dear Abby but here's a little free advice... Advice #1 - First, purge your apartment of all things him-by tossing his belongings off the balcony. Advice #2 - Do not, I repeat do not, throw anything out into the hallway because you'll injure your hot new neighbor. Advice #3 - When said neighbor brings over Chinese Food do not let him stay and ...