2 Dead Fish Named Kevin

“Help raise money to improve our habitat! For a small donation, we'll name a fish after your ex and feed it to the bears on Valentine's Day!”

For Garrett Mitchell, who just found out his butthead of an ex-boyfriend cheated on him, that donation is money well spent.

And Tristan Waverly was just unceremoniously dumped by a man who is absolutely worthy of being tossed to hungry bears, so he's more than happy to buy a fish.

As the bears chow down, though, everyone's wondering the same thing-is it ...