500k/MO!! As EPIC-POET! by Vincent "Vinnie The Weasel" Vulpikonek - Introduction by Mister C.N. Sumbvert (Mentor-Helpmeet-Editor-At-LargessT) - with Chris Sumberg (Side-Kick, Gofer)

If you're between the ages of 6 and 118, AND if you're one of the elite "7 in 9 people who consider themselves writers," then Vincent "Vinnie The Weasel" Vulpikonek's 500k/MO!! as EPIC-POET! is the only essential guide YOU'll need to achieve all of YOUR goals, literary and (much-more importantly) financial. Ably assisted by Mentor-Helpmeet-Editor-At-Largess™, Mister C.N. Sumbvert, The Weasel addresses absolutely every subject across The Writing-World, covering fiction, haiku, screenwriting,...